One of those emails…

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MOHAMMEDI FOUAD wrote:
am an algerian flight attendant ans i xant to join your compagny


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Road Skating in Saudi

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These guys make it look so easy, they must have a lot of free time in Saudi. Seriously these videos just keep getting crazier and crazier. [Video]


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Dog Humping a Whale

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dog whale

A friend sent me this picture of the Fantasy World display at Souk Sharq which he took today. They have a dog humping a whale on display, pretty funny.


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Body Mod

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I like mods but I never tried one on my body. This seems like a good one to start with though its not gonna be very fun if no one is gonna see it. The body mod is on how to change the color of your pee to blue.. [Link]


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And another strange email

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These emails I keep getting just get weirder and weirder:

amir wrote:
Respected people!

As we all know that lulu supermarket is one of the best superstore in Dubai. I have seen a dream of lulu supermarket being the biggest chain of superstore in all over the world.So i request you to open your another super store at Karachi.As it is going to be the best superstore of Pakistan. I will be very grateful to represent lulu market in Pakistan.

Thank you for your important time.

Bonus: Here is another one I got last week:

cathy casares wrote:
hi…I am cathy casares, ptc vice-president of Mother Goose Nursery. We were considering Go Nuts Donuts for our field trip. I would like to inquire further on your magical tour. Is there a number that we can call? I have your brochure. However, there is no telephone number found. Please let me know who we should look for so we can make the arrangements.

thanks and hoping for your immediate response.


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Endless Caruso One Liners

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Anyone who has watched CSI Miami will know what Caruso one liners are, they are the lines he says just before the CSI theme song starts. The majority of them are sooooo lame which makes them really funny. Anyway some guy got a hold of a ton of Caruso one liners and just put them all back to back in one long video clip on YouTube. Check it out. [Video]


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Wii Accidents

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Wii

I just read the funniest comments in a forum regarding Wii accidents. The Wii is the new gaming system by Nintendo and its biggest feature is the fact that the controllers are motion sensitive and in some games you swing them around and stuff. Like for example if you are playing a tennis game on the Wii you would hit the ball as if you were playing it in real life. So, it turns out people are having Wii accidents. One guy while playing a bowling game had the controller slip from his hand and hit the TV and crack while another guy while playing tennis ended up accidentally swinging a drink off a table and half way across the room. There are still some other really funny stores too, seems like people are having a lot of fun with the Wii. Here is the link to the forum where this discussion is taking place plus pictures of the damaged TV. [Link]


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A strange email and comment

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Someone posted this comment under a Jazeera Airways post of mine:

dear sir,
i m an indian i like to go back to india for 45 days i m in kuwait now. is there booking open 4 dec 2006 2nd and third week & what are the fare rates two way or a single way coming from india back can i book it online. pls give me a complete detail and easy way to check the online fare rates to india from destination and from kuwait to uae that is ras al khaimah. thanking u. waiting 4 ur reply.

and this is an email someone sent me regarding the new Symphony Mall opening in Salmiya:

Savio wrote:
could you send us some information on the space available at the symphony mall along with area and prices.


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No Right Answer

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No Right Answer

Today me and Nat had our motorbike license test. I will talk about what happened in a separate post but for now I want to focus on the written exam. If you are planning on getting a driving license or riding license you need to pass a written exam. Problem is the written exam is just a mess. Other then the fact that the English half the time makes no sense, Nat spotted a bigger problem.

Nat and I were taking the written exam at the same time in the same room. So, they gave us different tests which contained different questions. I ended up passing the test with 3 wrong answers while Nat passed with just 2 wrong answers. After we left we were comparing our tests when Nat noticed that one of my questions didn’t have a right answer. If you look at the picture above or the larger version located at the end of this post, you will notice that the correct answer to the sign on the left is “Road Narrows”. Problem is the 3 answers I was given to choose from were wrong. No matter what I would have answered I would have gotten it wrong! Its as if they wanted me to fail! Anyway I might scan the whole test later and post it online. For now here is a larger picture of what I am talking about. [Picture]


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Prosted Chicken

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engrish

One time you actually want them to pronounce the letter P as B.


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