Michel Hayek predictions for Kuwait
Posted By Mark On January 3, 2013 @ 12:36 pm In Kuwait | 45 Comments
Michel Hayek is an extremely popular fortune teller in Lebanon who comes on TV at the end of the year to share his predictions for the coming year. Embarrassingly, he’s so popular that according to him [1], 35% of the Lebanese politicians see him in private and most have started basing their decisions on his predictions.
Anyway, Michel Hayek has made a number of predictions about Kuwait I’ve listed below. Please don’t take these seriously:
- Kuwait’s Emir will be subjected to a few attacks and health problems
- A political crisis could lead to a siege around a highly symbolic and important building
- The earths crust displacement will result in cracks to a few buildings
- Kuwait’s mediation in a regional affair proves to be successful
So there you have it, Michel Hayek’s predictions for Kuwait. You can watch him read the predictions in Arabic on TV by following this [Link [2]]
Thanks Najib [3]
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[1] according to him: http://www.naharnet.com/stories/en/66679-michel-hayek-35-percent-of-lebanese-politicians-resort-to-fortunetelling
[2] Link: http://www.anahon.com/2012/michel-hayek-2013-predictions/
[3] Najib: http://www.blogbaladi.com
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45 Comments To "Michel Hayek predictions for Kuwait"
#1 Comment By cajie On January 3, 2013 @ 12:49 pm
He does seem very precise with his predictions.
#2 Comment By n19 On January 3, 2013 @ 12:55 pm
These are very vague.
Here’s a prediction from me:
Kuwait will open up another burger joint.
#3 Comment By Epiclipto On January 3, 2013 @ 12:58 pm
yalla ^^ Time for Bane to take over Al Hamra tower, why Al Hamra? Because of Elevation Burger OFCOURSE!!!
#4 Comment By Jack On January 3, 2013 @ 12:59 pm
earths crust displacement o_O!!!???
#5 Comment By Epiclipto On January 3, 2013 @ 1:12 pm
you know…. the parts of the earth’s outermost layer that move around, they give us: -earthquakes
-floods
-tsunamis
-new land
-volcanoes
¬–> Volcano eruptions
-other stuff I should know but didn’t bother paying attention to in geography class
:D
#6 Comment By Kurt On January 3, 2013 @ 2:14 pm
Wiki says:
Most predictions from such figures as Nostradamus, James Van Praagh, and others are written with such seemingly deliberate vagueness and ambiguity as to make interpretation nearly impossible before the event, rendering them useless as predictive tools. After the event has occurred, however, details are shoehorned into the prediction by the psychics or their supporters using selective thinking — emphasize the “hits”, ignore the “misses” — in order to lend credence to the prophecy and give the impression of an accurate “prediction”. Inaccurate predictions are omitted.
#7 Comment By KG On January 3, 2013 @ 2:47 pm
I really cant stand these “fortune tellers” that make up stuff and scam people. seriously
#8 Comment By Naif On January 3, 2013 @ 2:52 pm
WE DON’T WANT HIM IN KUWAIT!
#9 Comment By brink on brand On January 3, 2013 @ 2:52 pm
This is stupid.
#10 Comment By Mark On January 3, 2013 @ 2:52 pm
relax he isn’t here
#11 Comment By Othman On January 3, 2013 @ 3:58 pm
An old man will have health problems.
No way?! what a fucking genius…
#12 Comment By Jumanji On January 3, 2013 @ 4:01 pm
looking at the number of predictions he has made, and the 35% thing, coupled with the number of times he has been right, and the number of letters in his name: 0.35 times 11 letters + 5 predictions / number of people taking this seriously = the number 23!!
divide the number of floors of alhamra tower by 23 and you get the golden ratio 1.618!
this is fun
#13 Comment By G On January 3, 2013 @ 5:46 pm
You had me for a bit there lol!
#14 Comment By Kuwait On January 3, 2013 @ 6:02 pm
Holy %$#@!!!
Kuwait now has its own fortune teller.
#15 Comment By heeeeelllllllppppp On January 3, 2013 @ 6:06 pm
so that means the world wont end in 2013 as well. just few cracks……..
#16 Comment By aalbanna On January 3, 2013 @ 6:33 pm
فإذا كان الذي يسأل العراف لا تقبل صلاته أربعين يوماً فما بالك بالعراف نفسه؟
قال شيخ الإسلام ابن تيمية في مجموع الفتاوى: وصناعة التنجيم التي مضمونها الأحكام والتأثير، وهو الاستدلال على الحوادث الأرضية بالأحوال الفلكية، والتمزيج بين القوى الفلكية والقوابل الأرضية: صناعة محرمة بالكتاب والسنة وإجماع الأمة، بل هي محرمة على لسان جميع المرسلين في جميع الملل، قال الله تعالى: وَلا يُفْلِحُ السَّاحِرُ حَيْثُ أَتَى [طـه:69].
وقال: أَلَمْ تَرَ إِلَى الَّذِينَ أُوتُوا نَصِيباً مِنَ الْكِتَابِ يُؤْمِنُونَ بِالْجِبْتِ وَالطَّاغُوتِ [النساء:50].
قال عمر وغيره: 6الجبت السحر.
والله أعلم.
#17 Comment By Coolsprint On January 3, 2013 @ 7:29 pm
That’s the most accurate prediction ever !
#18 Comment By Arrgh On January 3, 2013 @ 8:12 pm
I think his prediction of the Amir’s health puts him in the terrorist watchlist.
He can make a prediction if he’s going to get a cockmeat sandwich in guantanamo.
#19 Comment By Akbar On January 3, 2013 @ 9:56 pm
Some additional predictions:
There will be light after darkness
There will be accidents on roads
Planes will take off and land
People will continue getting obese
It will be colder for few weeks
Burgers will mostly be non vegetarian and high in calories
Parliament may get dissolved
Oil shall continue to flow and be Kuwait’s main industry
Most blog posts will revolve around materialistic stuff
M1 will continue to love junk food and cookies
M2 will buy more transformers and Japanese hentai stuff and bikes
P will hug a tree
We all will be a year older if we make it
I will goto bed soon…
Beat that!
#20 Comment By Rehab On January 3, 2013 @ 10:57 pm
Is there any information given by him for the stock market ?
I would hire him…
#21 Comment By Commenter On January 4, 2013 @ 2:20 am
Whatever this person said, he doesn’t have the right or the ability to predict future… Allah only knows the future, not anyone else no matter what.
Please, do not believe or link your hopes to this person’s lies. Good things happen because someone instists in doing something helpful and Allah makes him achieve it and blessing him and his work. Bad things happen for 5era.
Allah ye6awel b3mur sheik Subah w y6awel eb 3omra en sha2 Allah
#22 Comment By G On January 4, 2013 @ 3:31 am
-You’re going to wake up in a few hours (bonus: the sun will be coming up)
-Everyone in Kuwait, I repeat, EVERYONE uses a bathroom in one point of their lives.
-People will forever compare Kuwait & Dubai in any random conversation (weather,malls,food,etc)
#23 Comment By MM On January 4, 2013 @ 10:01 am
Yes we will constantly compare you with Dubai, Doha – the rest of the GCC in 2013, however my prediction is that you will continue to have more in common with India than with the GCC.
#24 Comment By footyanalysis On January 4, 2013 @ 10:27 am
Hiring a two year old to pick stocks randomly would have the same odds of success on the stock market – especially the Kuwaiti one :D
Or if you don’t like kids, you could just get yourself a card picking parrot from the Friday market.
#25 Comment By The Real Burhan On January 4, 2013 @ 11:00 am
Relax man, no one takes these things seriously. You might as well call Miss Cleo.
#26 Comment By Mathai On January 4, 2013 @ 11:49 am
I don’t believe him, in fact I don’t trust any fortune teller who doesn’t have a crystal ball on his/her table.
#27 Comment By Q8meee On January 4, 2013 @ 12:42 pm
What a Load of cods wallop!!
#28 Comment By Red_John On January 4, 2013 @ 3:31 pm
Didn’t those guys predict that the world would end in 2012?
Yeaaah I call bullcrap on that :D
#29 Comment By Traveler On January 4, 2013 @ 3:54 pm
It will go up, but then again it may go down.
#30 Comment By Traveler On January 4, 2013 @ 3:55 pm
Or a giant picture of a human palm behind them.
#31 Comment By Traveler On January 4, 2013 @ 3:55 pm
I predict that in 2013 I will be more decisive. Well, maybe I will — maybe I won’t.
#32 Comment By Hocus Pocus On January 4, 2013 @ 8:22 pm
I managed trespassing Hayek’s mind finally and here’s what he doesn’t want to let on:
Kuwait will have piped domestic gas supply in all households.
Downtown area to become one big broad band wi-fi zone.
Express lanes for buses on motorways and in city centre.
Baladiya in a new effective avatar in 2013.
Outsourcing of Kuwait airways cabin crew from Singapore Airlines and JAL.
#33 Comment By kulsum On January 4, 2013 @ 10:04 pm
Cracks in buildings doesn’t require any fortune teller in Kuwait. So many buildings in salmiya have cracks with without earth doing any shit :)
#34 Comment By Jumanji On January 5, 2013 @ 12:10 am
you need to chill bro. hopes and lies and Allah and abilities and blessings man not even Gandalf can top what you just said LOL
It very clearly says it in the post “Please do not take these seriously”… chill dude bro
#35 Comment By Jumanji On January 5, 2013 @ 12:10 am
+1
#36 Comment By G On January 5, 2013 @ 4:40 am
All I am going to say to you Mr MM, is a kind stfu. :]
#37 Comment By Matt On January 5, 2013 @ 4:51 am
Believing in theses predictions honestly doesn’t seem any more bizarre than what most people believe.
#38 Comment By bob_baxter On January 5, 2013 @ 7:48 am
LOL.
Too much Harold and Kumar for you!
#39 Comment By Nick Diaz On January 5, 2013 @ 9:15 am
How does Kuwait hav anythin in common with India??.
(I dont think george is hurt, he is just scared. Where you at homie?)
#40 Comment By heeeeelllllllppppp On January 5, 2013 @ 11:05 am
+1
#41 Comment By Truth On January 5, 2013 @ 11:08 am
جزاك الله خير صدقت! ومن الواجب ألا يقرأ ماذا قال أو كتب من الإفترائات لأن فقط من ذلك لن تقبل منه صلاة ٤٠ يوم!!! أي ٢٠٠ صلاة! نسأل الله السلامة… والمشكلة لدينا أجنبي لا يعرف شيئ عن الإسلام ويتكلم عن بلد عربي…
إلى متى التخلف يا أيها العرب؟
#42 Comment By Rick On January 5, 2013 @ 4:40 pm
So true!
#43 Comment By Khalifa On January 6, 2013 @ 12:08 am
God save Kuwait & long live the Emir…
#44 Comment By aaa On January 6, 2013 @ 8:27 am
Wow this guy is predicting things that already happened in 2012, what a pro
#45 Comment By Fair On January 15, 2013 @ 12:14 pm
Fucking chill guys “only allah knows whats going to happen” first of all Allah=God so God = Allah sooo if u want to write in english say God. Because of u, people think Allah is a diff God.. Anyways if people want to believe him then its their choice (obviously i dont) . I predicted a S**** year for Madrid for example and guess what i was right :D so relax take it easy and “Allah” gave us brains for a reason so use it once in a while instead of making this a religious post for no reaaon :)