Touched by a Waiter

Me and Nataly went and had lunch at Chilis yesterday. I have been going there for a couple of years but recently I noticed some new staff. Now what I mostly noticed or what grabbed my attention was how gay some of the new staff are. Of-course I am not saying that their were no gay employees before, we all know their were some before but the new guys look REALLY gay and sound sooooo fucking gay. Like the guys you would see on Jerry Springer type of gay. So we go in and the guy who greets people at the entrance and finds you a seat is like ultra gay. I believe this guy is the leader of the pack. Everything about him screams gay from the way he talks, combs his hair and the way he slants when he walks.. its all gay. So the guy gets us a nice table and we sit then our waiter comes and introduces himself. He has trainee written on his shirt. Ok, this guy is super gay (one level below ultra). Looks decent and all but once he starts talking you know he is gay. Now I dont have issues with gay people dont get me wrong. I am not homophobic or anything, but I do find the way most gay people talk and act amusing but anything sexual I do find really gross. So this waiter was introducing himself to me and Nat when suddenly he puts his hand on my fucking shoulder and gives it a little squeeze. The guy gave us the menu and left. Nataly started laughing and I was like “did you see that?? did you see that?? he touched me!”. Nataly couldn’t stop laughing. So 2 minutes later guy comes back to get our order and I don’t know what we were talking about when once again suddenly this guys hand is on my shoulder squeezing it. I was like in shock, I mean me and Nat, our order was simple and quick, how did he manage to grab a feel so quickly? The guy goes off again and by now Nataly has tears in her eyes from laughter. He was a really strange guy, he kept wanting to chit chat with us. Yeah most of the waiters do that but this guy was going more deeper and personal. When we were done with our food he came to us and he was like “Nice weather outside, what will you guys do? go to the cinema and watch a movie? or are you gonna go shopping? I was like no dude we will probably just go home, so he was like “yeah its nice to go home now and rest and do nothing for the end of the day because there is vacation tomorrow…” and he just kept going. So anyway, we got the bill, I gave the guy a good tip since the service was actually pretty good and fast but still his touchiness and personal questions were really out of line. Should I have told him?


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  1. purgatory72 says:

    hahahahahahahaha Jack

  2. forzaq8 says:

    you game him a tip because he gave you a shoulder squeeze ?
    well good thing he didn’t do that with me , i’m a bit homophobic and may have hit him

  3. Mark says:

    lol no I didnt give him a tip cuz he gave me a shoulder squeeze. I gave him a tip because he was nice, accurate and fast. The should squeeze actually hurt his tipping score.

  4. abdulrahman says:

    dude, thats hilarious…. If I was in your shoes… I would’ve been straight forward with him and direct. In Islam this Gay thing is a BIGGIE!!! I have a problem when it comes to dealing with them by being served by one. Were meant to be men, not sissies any ways…. Next time this happens if there is a next time talk little, don’t reply to questions you don’t want to and skip the question and fast-forward the moment by saying thank you we have to eat now or were busy can you ask the chef to get it done quicker. Don’t smile, be firm and serious. Good Luck :)


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