Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter, Drinks His Blood

Cheney must renew his “life force” periodically by eating the still beating heart of a virgin, or when a virgin heart is unavailable, a lawyer. [Link]


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  1. Marzouq says:

    hahaa .. he is the undercover VP! if he died they would put a clone or a double!


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