Time to upgrade… [Link]

update: done, I am now 1.5.1

10. Thats some Katyusha you got there, whats your name ?

9. Didn’t sub7i Tufaili introduce us at a cocktail party once?

8. I’m bored, wanna burn an isreali flag ?

7. I just opened my own 100 dollar bill counterfeiting press in the bekaa and I’m celebrating at a mosque downtown…wanna come ?

6. Is that bomb belt made by Max Mullah ?

5. you have sexy eyelashes… I love your burqa, is that real goat hair

4. What are you doing for ashoura? theres a big party at hassounas, wanna bang heads together?

3. If I give your dad three bags of manure and a camel, will you be mine?

2. You should see my getaway love shack in shebaa

1. How about you and I, tonight in a star filled sky, with the sounds of chirping cacidas and the wind carressing our toes in our she77attas, we could choose the finest stones and throw them at isreal, how about it… your slingshot or mine ?

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Muthana Complex is just weird, or atleast the people inside it. This picture might look like a mirror image or something but its actually half a bag glued to the outside of the window, and the other half glued on the inside. So the bag looks like its broken through the glass. Some shop had this on the outside I guess to attract customers. Its like soo fucking strange I mean why would he even bother going through all this trouble? I doubt it will generate more sales but it probably will grab him some attention..

I can now say that my long and painful quest to find a good fulfilling job is nearly over. I believe I finally found a good enough place I feel comfortable and well enough in. Over the past month looking for a job has been really long and annoying. I came to kuwait clueless about advertising agencies. I used to think most of them were big companies run by proffessional people and proffessional teams. To my big surprise when I started looking for a job I found out that some companies were nothing but a big nightmare. It’s not hard to find a job, it’s hard to find a GOOD AGENCY. So I’m pretty greatful I finally found a decent place to start over. Tomorrow is the day I sign my contract and I’m looking forward to it.

I was just catching up on some news on the Arab Times website when I came upon this article about a Jordanian man who had sex with a Kuwaiti girl. The guy was given 15 years in jail followed by deportation. The thing is though from what I read in the article is that she consented to the sex. She just didn’t want him to lose her virginity (ie. she wanted it from the back) but when he did lose her virginity she went and reported him to the police. According to her he sweet talked her into having sex with him although she didn’t want to. Come on, thats total bullshit.

He then asked her to close her eyes saying he has a surprise for her. He then talked to her in a soothing way which made her unable to resist him. He asked her to have sex and the woman is said to have requested him not to ‘damage’ her hymen. However, the man failed to keep his word as she found herself bleeding.

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You guys have probably seen the Dance Dance Revolution arcade machines at Gameworks and Future Kid, but I am sure you haven’t seen this video of a one legged guy playing on the machine. Here is the video [5.7MB].

Someone in the office just told me that they recently have been busting in on pirates in Hawalli and they are broadcasting the busts live on TV. COPS style. Anyone know anything about this or seen it?

Can’t believe I found this site. It basically a site called Bootleg Browser that has links to bootleg mp3s and videos. [Link]

The other day at Virgin, Nataly showed me this book called Bunny Suicides, I was about to get it but then changed my mind the last minute. Good thing I did, seems someone scanned the book page by page and posted it online. Really funny stuff here is the link.

Update: huh?! qualitynet is blocking the link above. Sucks..

A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico. Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream. Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft. She told Las Ultimas Noticias: “I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser.” [via]