S+ARCK SUCKS

What the hell is wrong with this guy? He should go back to doodling chairs. The new Puma’s he’s designed are really butt ugly. According to Starck:

This shoe collection is modern because it includes all the technology we now know… but without having to show it – because we don’t need to show it!

These shoes are based not on design, not on showing off, not on more and more and more features, but on showing less and less and less. It means more technology, more intelligence, but less styling. This is the secret of the product of tomorrow.

Either I am too old or the world has turned gay. These shoes are available at Athletes Foot in Marina Mall if you want to see them in person.