There’s a funny Reddit post called “If Kuwaiti companies had realistic slogans what would they be?” and some of the suggestions are pretty funny. The post only has 18 comments so far but here are some of my favorites:
Cinescape: more money less movie
QualityNet: Restart all your problems
Zain: Don’t ask, just pay
Souq Sharq: We used to be the avenues
Caesars Confectionary: More addictive than heroin-infused crack!
You can check out the post on Reddit [Here]
If you have a realistic slogan leave it in the comments below.
Update: Here are some more good ones
Xcite: 1080p prices for 720p resolution!
IHOP: I’m sorry, we’re all out of that meat today, please choose another
Camp Arifjan PX: We sell Bacon, nuff said
6alabat: Inshallah you get food
360 Mall: We’re kind of like the Avenues
Maki: Got Mayo?
Kuwait Immigration: GTFO
Benihana: Experience the Original, but our lawyer will be contacting you soon
VIVA: upto 42mbps when network available
The Avenues: Lucky to leave alive
72 replies on “If Kuwaiti companies had realistic slogans what would they be?”
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Hahahahahahhahaha good on +10000
+1
hahahahahhahahah … so true
I don’t see any ads. Maybe because I am not in Kuwait.
or maybe because you’re using AdBlock Plus ๐
+1+1
All of a sudden I have a craving for Sprinkles cupcakes ๐
KFC: Bathroom-lookin’ good
Maki: Got Mayo?
Elevation Burger: Elevate your status
The maki one is good
+1
Kuwait Immigration: GTFO
Benihana: Experience the Original, but our lawyer will be contacting you soon
plus million
immigration one cracked me up
LOL………Really.
Haha!!
HAHAHAHA!!! Kuwait immigrations WINS!!!
Jahra Hospital: giving new meaning to separate but equal.
+248×10^10
All men are created equal but some are more equal than others.
+1 A guy named Ahmed quoting pigs. There is hope.
Love it!!
VIVA – Hello Hello Heloo @#$@@@@#
VIVA – upto 42mbps when network available.
Kuwait Finance House: bank with us or go to hell.
The guy who came up with this one is epic
LOL. So true.
248am : Life is juicy like a thick burger.
loooooool
Ministry of………. To deport 100thou expats EVERY YEAR!!! We’ll make the impossible possible…. Grrrr…..
The Avenues: Lucky to leave alive.
Choowy Goowy – Chocolate Chip cookies – minus the chips!
Starbucks: No, I don’t have an Al Shaya card!
Pinkberry: Is this your first time?
Kuwait Police – Thugs 4 Life!
Or better yet:
Starbucks: We already know you don’t have an Al-Shaya card, but we’re gonna ask you anyway!!
Radisson Blu: Opening Soon!
+1! LOL!
Alshaya… Same American names, triple the price and no tap water.
Alshaya: We hoard all the franchises.
Aramex S&S: You order we’ll ship for triple the price of your item.
+111111111!!!!!!!
Another Aramex S&S slogan: The place where imaginary custom fees are created
KFC: Killin’ Fu&^ing Children.
McD : Want coronaries with that ?
Any restaurant: Non smoking, where you breath recycled tobacco smoke.
Deer & Dear – Hackett Wouldn’t Give Us a Franchise
Starbucks: We try our best to squirt some caramel on your drink for that extra 250 fils.
+1!!!!!
Kuwait Airport: car parking checkin starts 24 hours prior to flight departure…
Al Kout – Great shopping and Chinese take-out too!
+1 Nice : )
For pretty much any restaurant: “Hello Mam-sir!”
Grrr… I hate it ๐ Especially when you open door and ten person starts screaming together.
Hello Sir!!!!!
Hi Sir!!!
Good morning sir!!!!
Let me come to counter and greet me without screaaaaaaaaming :/
ROFL!!! Love it.
Are you sure you want to say anything about Benihana? Did you run it by legal first?
Marina Mall: 2 girls, 20 guys
Wataniya Telecom: Who needs 4G LTE?
Eureka: Understand the offer and get it for free!
Alhamra mall: It’s all about money!
Kuwait Airways: Stairway to heaven!
LOL@ that Kuwait airways comment
Avenus logo: Guess what 3rd grader made this..
American School of Kuwait: “Yes we have room, that will be 4000kd.”
248AM: How to get fat and complain about anything around .
thats so 248AM circa 2007
248AM: No Time To Sleep. Got To Write It Before Anyone Does.
That’s not a slogan, that’s a book title!
ASK: 4000KD Today, 6000KD Tomorrow.
AABA: 2500KD You fail, 4000KD Extra You Got Honours.
ABS: Co-ed For No Fucking Reason.
BBS: Yes, We Can Get You To Harvard.
AIS: Yes, We Can Get You To KU.
NES: Not Accepting Anyone.
KES: Scholarships Are Guaranteed…NOT!
BSK: We Believe In Educational Communism.
TEA: Where Suburban Kids Will Love School.
CBS: State-of-the-art Gay Teachers.
KNES: Accepting The Most Undeveloped Students.
Dasman: Here’s 10% On Your Test, Here’s 100% on your exam.
alshaya: all your brands r belong to us
lol good one
lol +1
gulf road: champs elysรฉes for the single.
tSC: It’s not expired if you use Hijri.
Mothercare: But it at regular price today; get pissed off next week when it’s 50% off!
Mothercare: Buy it at regular price today; get pissed off next week when itโs 50% off!
I got a good one..
MOH – Largest distributor of Paracetomol in Kuwait.
Avenues: Kuwait’s Safest Mall
360 Mall:
Zain: its all about the benjamins
Kuwait Airways: fly with angels
Entertainment City: who said ghosts arent people ?
Mada Internet: Nooo, we ment it ‘Could’ get up to 5MBps… you must have read the advertizing wrong… Thanks for the cash and no we don’t cancel contracts. Next please!
Had to laugh at these posts, some very good ones. Then I cried when I realized that the 30KD/m I pay for my phone, I was getting 12Gb download internet+phone+cable back home 5 years ago… Sigh. Ah, Kuwait…