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Lady walking nude in Sharq?
When an unidentified person informed the Operations Department of the Ministry of Interior that a woman was walking nude on a street in Sharq, a police patrol was dispatched to arrest, reports Al-Rai daily.

When police arrived at the spot, they saw the woman, she was carrying a handbag but she was not nude. She was wearing skintight light brown leather pants. [Source]

Thanks Tuan

41 replies on “Funniest story today”

i swear those pants always get me! lama ashofhom mn b3eed i was like “la7tha la7tha” b3dain astw3b shes wearing pants 😛

Now the Islamist at the parliament will ask for an immediate meeting and wear their best handmade Italian shoes with solid heals “in case they needed a weapon” to legislate a law that ban wearing any nude/skin color clothes as they provoke the mass! Dare to disapprove and shoes will come in handy!

haha, this guy is hilarious. you sure you live in kuwait.

OMG cause she actually put the chocolates down and decided to park her car a few lanes over and walk to it

It shows you how fast the local man has rushed to judged the lady and found her guilty due to his preconception of her, more stupid are the police department to rush in a car to the scene with only one caller, If she was really walking around nude there would have been several calls reporting such

Lol dude, they weren’t going to arrest her, they were going there to check her out and give her their numbers 🙂

Hmm, advice being doled out by a guy who has to resort to internet memes… I really don’t need to mock you, you’ve done all the work for me.

Now this story can be a part of a Bollywood movie..

Scene 1
Police Dispatcher.. Hawil.. Hawil…Calling all cars.. Calling all cars.. Reports recieved wananbe Lindsay Lohan /Paris Hilton impersonator found roaming between Amiri and Downtown Holiday Inn. Guaranteed Erection and special lolly pop for first responders..

Scene 2
Lots of dropped doughnuts and coffee,people in uniform scrambeling for police cruisers,red and blue lights flashing ,sirens wailing, tires squeeling and dust in the air.

Scene 3
Impersonator approached and over sirens the words Wageef Wageef ya Linda heard coming from Police Cruiser PA systems.

Scene 4
Wanabe Linda ya Paris approached by excited officers with hands on crotch.. safety’s off and eyes cautiosly pointed in the southernly direction.

Scene 5
Dust settles shocked wananbe Linda ya Paris stares at officers with large bambi eyes and manages to utter one word… Shoonoo??

Scene 6
Officers realise the situation mutter choice curses to dispatcher under their breath return to cruisers call dispatcher proceed to drop F bombs on him and then ask him for address of person who filed the complaint.Then proceed to location find the guy,beat him up for wasting their time and then file charges on the bastard for being a Goddamnn peeping tom.

I hear the cops attended the case in record time. Only there was no one left in the station. everyone was out zipping past Thru the emergency line to get a glimpse.

Like I said Reg.. blazing lights, squeeling tires and clouds of dust.. 😉 and thanks Baqdonis completely forgot the dance scene no bollywood flick is complete without the dancing chick ..lol 🙂

Heheh incidents like this get me all the time. I’d be sitting at a cafe or something and I’d see a woman pass by. The colour of her pants would match her skin colour and my brain goes “OMG YES NUDIE!” only to be disappointed.

But whoever called the police is an asshole and should tend to his own business.

Get ready , soon this country won’t be Livable for certain people . better find some place where the devil runs a little more freely .

Flesh-colored pants are the work of the devil…? That’s a bit of a leap there, don’t you think?

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