For the past two days I have been waking up in the middle of the night to young men singing in the street. I live in Salmiya high street (thats what it used to be called in the old days) and my apartment is located on top of a shopping mall which is located right on main road. The guys park their cars in-front of the mall, turn up the radio loud and start singing. The first night this happened at 4:30AM, yesterday it happened at 3AM. On the first night they were singing a sad Arabic song which was kinda eerie waking up to but yesterday night they seemed to be in a better mood since the music seemed “happier” and they sounded like they were dancing to it while singing.
They are FUCKING ANNOYING! I mean what the hell is wrong with these people. If we had alcohol in Kuwait you would think they were drunk or something but what the fuck is wrong with these guys? Don’t they have jobs they have to wake up early for? I think tonight if they wake me up I am just going to start randomly throwing eggs in their direction and hopefully hit some fucker. I did that once when I was in high-school, we went up to the tall building in front of ASK and once the students started coming out of the main gate me and some friends started throwing eggs down at them. Really funny stuff..
Update: I added a picture above to show why I chose eggs as my weapon of choice and not a paintball gun or a bucket of hot boiling oil. I basically don’t have direct line of sight because of the way my building is shaped. My only options were either water balloons or eggs since you don’t need a direct line of sight for those. In the end I decided to go with eggs since I could throw them further. Anyone remember the old Dos Basic game where you had 2 gorillas, one on each side of the screen with buildings in between and you had to throw something in a calculated arc to try and hit the other gorilla? Well this is going to work the same way.
28 replies on “In the middle of the night”
Well i suggest buckets of cold water as well as the eggs.
Hope they dont bother you again though.
Eggs is fine especially with the Bird Flu virus but if it was me I’d resort to P-ball Marker! Yeah baby! Spray them up with flourecent paint!
Two words .. Paintball gun.
thing is i dont have line of sight with them. my building is wide and high, i just added an image to the post showing what i mean..
Best doodle ever.
ok stay awake,
Do surveillance of your street.
You cud camp in your car with milk and a jar of Choowy Goovy cookies,and armed with your Paintball gun and nail them in the act
I suggest that you pick your stuff and get the hell out of Kuwait since that all you do is complain about the people and stuff since I found this site , “people want to buy my dog, telephone line don’t work, people are annoying” well deal with it , this shit happens all around the world and either you take it or get back to wherever you came from
Kuwaiti I think you have to deal with the fact that this is a blog. A blog is a shared on-line journal where people post diary entries about their personal experiences and hobbies. If my personal experiences happen to include my telephone line not working or how the weather is crap then expect to read about it here. If you don’t want to read about my experiences you can just stop coming here.
they used to do the same in my area, i lived close to fanar, and guy’d always park behind the building and play rap for nights and nights.
my dad got annoyed the other day, called cops and it turned out that they were smoking weed and local booooze!
i agree with moe. call the cops!! coz these guys are dinking or smoking some shit for sure and if their not going to share it with you then screw them!!!!! let the cops deal with them.
lol.. i gotta say the doodle got my attention! And Mark your tactical strategy works.. i suggest you get a 2nd person to help you aim! hehehehe
Maybe Nibaq can share the cookies and help you out a bit! lol
you know, i think i am going to videotape the whole thing. i hope they do come and sing tonight!
btw the doodle is how i draw usually. i am a crappy illustrator lol
nice doodle…. love it! although eggs aint a circle, they are more oval 🙂
I suggest you pay little kids in the street to help you 😀
Video tape the whole attack and then blog about it, thus making them famous all over kuwait for their singing *cough* talent
I wouldnt want to meet the little kids out and about at 4am in the morning! lol
Yes video taping is key! U know your doodle explains a lot about trajectory and point of attack.. i cant do any better with my skillz! lol
lool .. paintball gun is great choice..
mark dont forget 2 videotape the show Nd upload it 😛
man you have a dog, use him, some people are afraid of the tiny rat at night. Get the dog out and start running towards them shouting, that will scare the shit out of them.
I tried it before and my house was on the 2nd floor. Man that scared the shit of them, dress in black and run down shouting with the dog.
yeah, do that and let them come up ur apartment to wipe ur ass…watcha gonna do then? send geo on em?
Geo would probably want to play with them, he likes strangers
1) Go to the nearest Baqala.
2) Buy 10 Family size Pepsi bottles.
3) Wait until they come back.
4) throw while bottle is loosely closed.
5) Laugh.
6) Sleep.
^
3.5) add mentos.
oh man i miss my mac 11 airsoft rifle. those were perfect for annoying drunk folks in the US and in kuwait they would be even better bc the police wouldn’t care. fully auto blasts would be hilariously painful.
damn holla you got a lot hate! lol
Buy a baby gun and aim everywhere! Goodluck.
Dude! This is seriously cool! Cant wait for the video tommorow 🙂 Goodluck!! Btw, you should have a plan B incase the first one didnt work 😉
water balloon is better, has greater impact & more chances of hitting the target. best of luck
Fill the baloons with gas
Drop them, and drop a zippo afterwards
Then go to sleep. No body would want to park there again
Deploy infrared sensors where they usually park, attach them to your digital camera so that it takes the pictures automtically, after taking the pictures it will send a signal to your hidden gattling gun, the ground will slide the gattling will rise and smoke those fuckers with paint balls 😀 .. nothing to it reall …