Since I started working 4 years ago I noticed something that was common wherever I went. When an employee leaves a company, whatever was left behind by that employee suddenly becomes up for grabs. I have witnessed many people leave and I have become an expert at grabbing stuff thats left behind. For example, an employee left our agency for good 30 minutes ago and the first thing I did was takeover his Mac speakers. The speakers are Logitech and are pretty cool, it has a remote control, 2 satellite speakers and 1 sub woofer. I feel guilty for taking them but if I didn’t someone else would. Once you takeover the big stuff you then have other little stuff like staplers, paper clips, highlight pens, keyboard and mice, notebooks, markers, magazines and tons more stuff now all available freely to be taken by anyone in the office. Its heartless and brutal but its fun. Employees become locusts taking everything leaving nothing behind. Now even while I am writing this someone is swapping his chair with the one of the ex employee and people are searching through the drawers…
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3 replies on “The Takeover”
hahaha 😀 …
man, am preparing myself to leave the company in the coming 2 weeks, and they started taking things from my office, everyday i come to office i notice that they took somthing …
today they took my speakers and started playing Arabic songs in the office, as a revenge from me 😀
coz i dont play Arabic songs …
Consider yourself lucky! Where I work everything is removed the same time the employee leaves! If you want anything that was on his desk you have to ask for it! Everything that an employee has in his/her cubicle was signed for and MUST be returned!
LOL, as the The Stallion said. Everything is accounted for and must be returned at my work place.