I’ve got two tickets to give away for tomorrow nights stand up comedy show starring Nemr Abou Nassar. These are the KD20 tickets for tomorrows 8PM showing. If you want the tickets just leave a funny comment in the post below and tonight at 9PM I will use random.org to select a winner. Please make sure you are in Kuwait, use a valid email address and post something funny (I need a good laugh today).
If the winner doesn’t respond to my email by tomorrow 9AM I will have to give the tickets to somebody else. For more information on this event click [Here]
Update: Random.org chose the number 21. Winner has been contacted.
37 replies on “Two tickets to Nemr Abou Nassar”
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
If you need a good laugh then why dont you use the tickets ? 😛 oh back off, those tickets are mine…i DEFINITELY need a good laugh with a friend at GUST 😛
First comment always win !
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are… very slowly?The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing.
Love Letter vs Exam Paper:
Love Letter:
Thousands of thoughts. Unable to find proper words…
Exam Paper:
Thousands of random words. Unable to find proper thought (answer) for them to arrange.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says “What the hell was that all about?”
am sorry guys, but I refuse to have a battle of wits with n unarmed person 😉 “sarcasm rules”
Imagine what a torture it would be, if I won and I had to attend a comedy show thts in Arabic. Thats exactly what you call bad luck!
P.S. I need a good laugh too today! And delete the previous one Mark. This is what happens when u think in another language and type in another. BLAH!
If anybody ever tells you you’re one in a million, just realize that means there are 100 people just like you in China!!
my mom thought turkey was a type of cheese. guess what i got when she came back from sultan center? CHEESE. what an amazing dinner it was going to be.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me….
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
I already have a ticket 🙂
But I wanted to share this with you:
A student of mine once wrote:
“In Paris everything parisy..”
Are you going, Mark?
How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave? Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.
I’ll be expecting an e-mail from you very soon.
one lazy guy went to barber shop the barber asked him head or bair the lazy guy replied bair the barber told to him to left his face up
the lazy guy ok make it head looool
,player with bad luck he scored a goal when the reply started the ball went outside for corner kick
looooooool
one guy cant speak english got sun burn went for
treatment in USA the DR asked him what is this
he said this is tessh aaaah looooool
lol Parag Nair, i hope that was a joke 🙂
I’d much rather win the Dunder Mifflin mug in the background.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, “This taste funny to you?”
Ticket No.0181 is mine.
Good Question
Bob couldn’t believe it — he’d made it to the last round of his favorite game show. “Congratulations, Bob,” said the emcee. “Answer correctly and you go home with five million dollars!
“This is a two-part question on American history,” he continued. “The second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like first?”
Bob figured he’d play it safe. “I think I’ll try the second part of the question first.”
The emcee nodded approvingly, while the audience was silent with anticipation.
“Okay, Bob, here is your question: And in what year did it happen?”
A crazy person leaning against a well kept shouting “24! 24!” repeatedly. A curious passer-by approached him and inquired why he kept shouting the same number, the crazy person grabbed him, chucked him into the well and started shouting “25! 25!”.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them.
Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone’s amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?” “No, what did he do?” “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table… whole!”
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy, “He eats everything in sight. Sorry! I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.”
The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves.
Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did now?” No, what?” replied the man.
“Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!” said the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to shit that cue ball, he measures everything first.”
Abed: Mum is it true that humans were monkeys ?
Em El Abed: Actually I don’t know I never got to meet your fathers family 😉
Abu El Abed & Abu Steif went to London and got onto the “Double Decker Bus”. Abu el Abed sat in the lower deck where as Abu Steif sat at the top deck.
Abu Steif:So Abu el Abed did u arrive?
Abu El Abed: Yaa… we need 5 minutes and we will get there.
Abu Steif: Oh Shit ur lucky our driver didnt arrive yet ;P
I know they might not be “funny” but I really want to go to Nemr’s show!!
Antoine dudson.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just insulted me!” The man says: ”You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
fi TV feit b TV tene’! 2allo “SONY” 😛
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Are you sure? Wives like that are hard to get!
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:
Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.
Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Friday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope… Can you please help me?
Sincerely, Edna
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.
By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went.
A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.
All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
It read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing.
I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.
Sincerely, Edna
Venison’s dear isn’t it?
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted.
President Obama & Queen Elizabeth
As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Obama, ” Mr. President, please accept my regrets… I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control.”
Obama, always trying to be “Presidential,” replied: “Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought… Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses.
gtok is the winner!!!!
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, “You can’t believe her. He’s 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face.” The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, “Just because I reported him missing, doesn’t mean I wanted him back!”
MARK
Hi there:)
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted ‘Crazy’ then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was ‘Crazy’ and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, ‘What in the name of GOD are you doing?’
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, ‘You are clearly stressed out.’ Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.’
I jumped down and walked out of the office…
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, ‘..And where do you think you’re going?!’
(You’re gonna love this….)
She said, ‘I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.’
A very rich Kuwaiti prince goes to study in Berlin, Germany. His oil tycoon sheikh father sends him a gold Mercedes immediately to make sure his son reaches classes on time. A few weeks go by and the son sends the car back to Kuwait to his father with a note saying “Dear Father, I feel ashamed driving the gold Mercedes when all my professors come to the university in a train.” The very next day the son receives a cheque of 10 million dinars with a note saying “Dear Son, don’t put your family to shame!!! You buy a train too!!!”