Mark .. just came from Egypt today, was there for a conference.
Ok .. you should go to the national musium next to Sheraton Aljizeera. You will see the real mummys there.
You should also see Madinat Nasr .. Its just the city that never sleeps. I stayed at City Star Holiday Inn hotel. Its a massive chain of hotels, huge mall with very familiar restaurants ((by the way always eat from names you know)). Also you should go to Khan Al Khaleeli which you will see why you should visit when you go there.
Egypt is famous with books .. if you are interested in reading Arabic novels and all banned books you go to Nos Al Balad to Madbooly booksstore, amazing place to find all what you want.
do elaborate.
See? Told you it’s unique!
lol mark ..
How funny, we are headed to Egypt in a coupla days for vacation!
lol ..
why? care to elaborate more?
lol why?
I know exactly what you mean… as I’m sure everyone who knows the place 🙂
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حلاوة
Reminds me of my 1st visit to Egypt – Alexandria in 2007 felt like i was in an egyption movie.. I was so amazed by their accent and their funny sense of humor as soon as i arrived the airport… Have to say that i love their culture and their society… Had a great experiance ; )
loooool…funniest shortest post u’ve ver posted! haha
LoL .
ACTION !
O.o
Try to listen to their jokes – especially from TAXI DRIVERS. they’re really funny ppl
Mark, i recommend a dosage of a local herb called bongo. i’m certain it’ll enhance your comical movie experience 😀 try to come back in one piece, it’s a jungle out there! good luck champ.
i told u in ur previous post u will as if u r in a movie 😛
make sure you hit al-7usain!
Feel like you’re in a movie. You mean …been to Port Said?!
I told you so too, but try to make it a comedy or you’ll hate the experience.
Mark go to ‘Mothaf al Tahreer’ you will see the real mummies held in a complete vaccum. In fact I beleve the whole Ramsisfamily co-exist in a seperate royal room, its a must see. Been there once 7 years ago, and I still see it as real till today.
I think he meant he’s watching The Mummy at the cinema in Marina Mall.
same my feeling in a 1st time..
Bumped into Omar Shariff yet? My childhood hero and desire to learn about all things Arab………………..lol
I told you before that there is nothing better than your hotel
what a really intelligent comment u left there frankom…please keep it to ur self next time cup cake
Lolllllllllllll
Mark I hope you’re at the scene where the bellydancer comes in 😀
ya zin maser
i moot 3aleha
Cairo is one of the best places to visit in the world….minus the people….minus the food…minus the hygiene…..minus the service….minus the ripoff….minus the traffic…minus the pollution
Oh Realist,
You are soooooooooooooo right. I laughed so hard I almost wet myself.
Somehow I am glad not to be Mark today…
u wanna c smthn funny?go to youtube then search for only in Egypt videos!!!they r hillarious!!!
Cairo is a great city, you’ll definitely have fun..am sure u will ;)…those who don’t like it just didn’t have the proper company nor the places!
welcome do cairo.. that’s why i LOVE egypt!!
Good one Mark! in splits!!!! Encountered any bad breath yet??
A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview*
Reporter:Hi
Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter:Do u speak english?
Egyptian:Berfect
Reporter:Do u mind if i interview u?
Egyptian:No,i dont have a mind
Reporter:What’s your name?
Egyptian:Taha
Reporter:Sex?
Taha: I love it
Reporter:oh no, i meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
Reporter:Its just for the sake of the report..never mind…male….
Taha:yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
Reporter:No,thanks,I’ll take u for ur word…so..how do u find life here in egypt?
Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter:oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter:Ok..lets move on..what do u do?
Taha: I am very well ,sank u
Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job?
Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we canesmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3
Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha:I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry…we have alot of cotton..alot of
water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at
home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to
za banzeena man..they take any money
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot
of money?
Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Reporter:Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?
Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:well , Ok…Do u vote?
Taha:What duz zat mean?
Reporter:Do u choose your president
Taha:Mubarak?
Reporter:yes
Taha(nervously): i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my
voice
Reporter:Why him?
Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter:But there r no wars right now
Taha:But if we have war..u see?…we know we will have a very good
airoplane in it
Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?
Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter:No,i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds
Reporter:I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
Taha:ok ok..need a Taxi?
Hmmm… I’ll be flying to Alexandria on Wed for 5 days 🙂 Short vacation with family…
Exactly that was the same reaction back in 2006 after watching the premier opening of “Emarat Yacoiubian, the movie”.
I was walking on the street feeling like if i was in a movie!
You feel like you are in a movie…..and I feel like I am not
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45 replies on “Egypt”
first comment 😛 why in a movie?
n m d main actor in it…is it 🙂
Color or B&W?
What are you talking about?
watch out for the mummies.
Mark .. just came from Egypt today, was there for a conference.
Ok .. you should go to the national musium next to Sheraton Aljizeera. You will see the real mummys there.
You should also see Madinat Nasr .. Its just the city that never sleeps. I stayed at City Star Holiday Inn hotel. Its a massive chain of hotels, huge mall with very familiar restaurants ((by the way always eat from names you know)). Also you should go to Khan Al Khaleeli which you will see why you should visit when you go there.
Egypt is famous with books .. if you are interested in reading Arabic novels and all banned books you go to Nos Al Balad to Madbooly booksstore, amazing place to find all what you want.
do elaborate.
See? Told you it’s unique!
lol mark ..
How funny, we are headed to Egypt in a coupla days for vacation!
lol ..
why? care to elaborate more?
lol why?
I know exactly what you mean… as I’m sure everyone who knows the place 🙂
جلاوة الفيلم المصري يا باشا
حلاوة
Reminds me of my 1st visit to Egypt – Alexandria in 2007 felt like i was in an egyption movie.. I was so amazed by their accent and their funny sense of humor as soon as i arrived the airport… Have to say that i love their culture and their society… Had a great experiance ; )
loooool…funniest shortest post u’ve ver posted! haha
LoL .
ACTION !
O.o
Try to listen to their jokes – especially from TAXI DRIVERS. they’re really funny ppl
Mark, i recommend a dosage of a local herb called bongo. i’m certain it’ll enhance your comical movie experience 😀 try to come back in one piece, it’s a jungle out there! good luck champ.
i told u in ur previous post u will as if u r in a movie 😛
make sure you hit al-7usain!
Feel like you’re in a movie. You mean …been to Port Said?!
I told you so too, but try to make it a comedy or you’ll hate the experience.
Mark go to ‘Mothaf al Tahreer’ you will see the real mummies held in a complete vaccum. In fact I beleve the whole Ramsisfamily co-exist in a seperate royal room, its a must see. Been there once 7 years ago, and I still see it as real till today.
I think he meant he’s watching The Mummy at the cinema in Marina Mall.
same my feeling in a 1st time..
Bumped into Omar Shariff yet? My childhood hero and desire to learn about all things Arab………………..lol
I told you before that there is nothing better than your hotel
what a really intelligent comment u left there frankom…please keep it to ur self next time cup cake
Lolllllllllllll
Mark I hope you’re at the scene where the bellydancer comes in 😀
ya zin maser
i moot 3aleha
Cairo is one of the best places to visit in the world….minus the people….minus the food…minus the hygiene…..minus the service….minus the ripoff….minus the traffic…minus the pollution
Oh Realist,
You are soooooooooooooo right. I laughed so hard I almost wet myself.
Somehow I am glad not to be Mark today…
u wanna c smthn funny?go to youtube then search for only in Egypt videos!!!they r hillarious!!!
Cairo is a great city, you’ll definitely have fun..am sure u will ;)…those who don’t like it just didn’t have the proper company nor the places!
welcome do cairo.. that’s why i LOVE egypt!!
Good one Mark! in splits!!!! Encountered any bad breath yet??
A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview*
Reporter:Hi
Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter:Do u speak english?
Egyptian:Berfect
Reporter:Do u mind if i interview u?
Egyptian:No,i dont have a mind
Reporter:What’s your name?
Egyptian:Taha
Reporter:Sex?
Taha: I love it
Reporter:oh no, i meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
Reporter:Its just for the sake of the report..never mind…male….
Taha:yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
Reporter:No,thanks,I’ll take u for ur word…so..how do u find life here in egypt?
Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter:oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter:Ok..lets move on..what do u do?
Taha: I am very well ,sank u
Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job?
Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we canesmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3
Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha:I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry…we have alot of cotton..alot of
water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at
home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to
za banzeena man..they take any money
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot
of money?
Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Reporter:Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?
Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:well , Ok…Do u vote?
Taha:What duz zat mean?
Reporter:Do u choose your president
Taha:Mubarak?
Reporter:yes
Taha(nervously): i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my
voice
Reporter:Why him?
Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter:But there r no wars right now
Taha:But if we have war..u see?…we know we will have a very good
airoplane in it
Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?
Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter:No,i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds
Reporter:I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
Taha:ok ok..need a Taxi?
Hmmm… I’ll be flying to Alexandria on Wed for 5 days 🙂 Short vacation with family…
Exactly that was the same reaction back in 2006 after watching the premier opening of “Emarat Yacoiubian, the movie”.
I was walking on the street feeling like if i was in a movie!
You feel like you are in a movie…..and I feel like I am not