Doom is Doomed

Post by Mark

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The Doom movie is going to come out soon. Its being directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak, the guy who directed the movies Twins, Speed, Dante’s Peak, The Devil’s Advocate, Lethal Weapon 4 and Thirteen Days. The problem though the movie is starring The Rock! Thats why the movie will suck, The Rock sucks. Maybe 12 year olds think he is cool but to adults he is just lame, they might as well have used Hulk Hogan instead. I am trying to think of who would be better then The Rock but sadly I can’t seem to think of anyone else. Van Diesel is more of the extreme sports guy who cares only about himself, not the team leader type. Sylvester Stallone seems like a good option with his past experiences but he’s old now, Woody Harrelson although cool in Natural Born Killers I just can’t seem him leading a group of elite men on a mission to Mars. Who else is left? Wesley Snipes? No, Clive Owen? No, Samuel L. Jackson? No, Colin Farrell? No. There really aren’t that many guys who can fit the part.

Actually, maybe Robert De Niro would fit the part. He was pretty cool in Heat oh and Val Kilmer, he would also fit the part, even Al Pacino. Denis Leary was cool in Judgment Night. Actually if you put these guys together they would make a pretty cool fucking team. That would make Doom a much better movie. Put Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, Al Pacino and Denis Leary on the same team against The Rock, Van Diesel, Collin Farel and Wesley Snipes and I think you would have one fucking amazing movie.

Here are some shots from the upcoming Doom movie. [Link]

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10 comments, add your own...

  1. fadibou says:

    I would like to see Ozy and Patched in Doom getting beaten by the Rock

  2. Sara says:

    Hmmm… You have Johnny Depp, Sean Penn… I like Al Pacino, but he is too old for that. Dunno…

  3. Patrick says:

    The Rock is cool. Watch Standing Tall. He’s not really lame. I think he’s pretty damn cool =]

    But then again, I’m upto date with the wrestling world, so you probably find me lame.

  4. Mark says:

    johnny depp? don’t think he can play the tough guy. I thought of Sean Penn but he is starting to look really old.

    al pacino is old also but al pacino has this look plus a history.

    yeah pat u r lame!

  5. holla says:

    the rock is awesome, and a very good actor. he just keeps getting cast in SHIT films like this one. watch Be Cool and standing tall if you don’t believe me.

  6. Patrick says:

    Standing Tall was awesome. The Rock was badass.

    I still think the Doom movie will be cool.

  7. forzaq8 says:

    i’m going to the panel in comic-con about the movie !

  8. Sara says:

    Mark, what’s with Johnny Depp? I think he can play the tough guy. I remember Once Upon A Time In Mexico. Dude, he was so hot and the role matched him so much! I think he’d be great!

  9. Mark says:

    yeah i also remember him in fear and loathing where he was a stoner and in pirates of the carrabien when he was a drunk. :)

    the role of team leader requires someone with a more mature look. someone who looks like he has been through a lot.

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