Found a store near my office that has the funniest named perfumes. Most are actually mimicking big brands but some like the above are just completely random. Actually I have a theory to how they might have come up with the name Whisky on Titanic. Here it goes… What did the Titanic hit? An iceberg. What do you put with whisky? Ice. What do you call that? Whisky on the rocks. So rocks is ice which is the iceberg which is what the Titanic hit resulting in the name Whisky on Titanic. At least this is my theory on the concept behind the name. Check out some more funny ones below. (Another favorite of mine is “Just call me Taitanic”).
23 replies on “Funny perfume names”
I’d like a Boos and one Chill Water please. lol
“Just call me open” lol
Guchi
Envy
Me 2
!!!! lol
And finally ” Call me flower “
seems like titanic was a great inspiration for the author
That was such a lame theory Mark. LOL!
I assure you, being built in Ireland there was plenty of whiskEy (Irish) on the Titanic, before and after it sailed- maybe that was half the problem…..
lol @ Call Me Titanic.
My Fav is 0ne Man Titanic… Talk about a man who knows he is going DOWN!!!!!!!
another theory: “tipsy captain”
LOL ! just call me..TAITANIC !!!!
LoLz@ im getting a new model mercedes perfume 😛
Another piece of art “Napoleon Armani” perfume or a curse hahahahahahha
i think these are made to be drank not sprayed, something like jacksen back in the day
I love the (one man titanic).. who wud have thought there was a Titanic built for one man.I want to date this man!
Totally Hilarious ! The names and graphics are so well targeted at the lower end buyer segment these products are aimed at. Many names , logos and fonts are of course a violation of the brand owners patents ,even if they dont actually do an exact replica of the product behind their inspiration.
LOL
Hilarious! I loved lacourse!
Just call me TAAAAAITANIC :p HAHAHAHAHAHA
Did you check to see if they had Jacksen? 😛 (spelling intended)
the last pic on the right with the woman wtf it’s called “Saitanic Dollar”??????
@Mathai, God I remember I had a next door neighbour who used to drink Jackson mixed with coke……grooooooooooooooss.
just call me taitanic + just call me flower = just call me open
hahaha.. so silly really.. but thanks for a good laugh! made my christmas day..
I have a pic of a perfume named OBAMA, which i clicked at a bakala !!
https://i53.tinypic.com/34nllwi.jpg