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I hate peeling mango so I usually have someone peel it for me and cut it up and give me it in a bowl. Nat was in the shower and I really felt like mango so I decided to try peeling it myself. Not as easy as I thought. The first mango I peeled turned into mango juice. The second faired better but still mostly juice.

I should have fucking googled for instructions.

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i don’t like mango too much bc i hate the consistency of it. it feels like it’s covered with a thick layer of saliva or phlegm etc.

hahahahaha, instructions for mango!

Just eat it with your animal instincts, and let it all droll on your mouth and shirt.

I’ll let you in on a pretty interesting way to eat a mango. All you need is a knife, a plate, a spoon, and of course… the Mango!

Step 1: Take the knife and make a deep (to the seed) circular cut all around its body. So now you’ve got your mango with a cut all around its belly but still held together.

Step 2: Grab both sides, twist and pull apart. The result will be two halves of a mango with one half having the seed imbedded in it. Take your spoon and eat out the empty half or cup.

Step 3: Hold the other half in your hand, grab the seed with your teeth and twist and pull till the seed slips out. Now the other half is also empty which you can eat off using your spoon and after that you may lick off the seed if you want to.

Its much more neat and fun that it sounds here.

Take it to the sink and dig in. Or like so many of my friends they:

1. Squeeze the mango a little.
2. Cut a small hole with a knife.
3. Suck out all the juice.

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