Arm Wrestling Competition in Kuwait

Thank you, Bob, for trying to save the world single-handedly, one person’s arm at a time.
Until I read your post, I enjoyed lifting weights and doing cardio in the gym; I now realise I was foolish not to realise how much damage I could do to back, shoulders, knees, etc. I have since taken the much safer step of doing absolutely no physical exercise at all; even my food consists entirely of deliveries from Talabat.
However, I am now further concerned for my safety, as I have read that inactivity will contribute to obesity, muscle wastage (atrophy) and weakened bones. Whilst I cannot do anything about it, I think you’ll agree it’s much safer than going to a gym (also, all those nasty microbes and bacteria on the gym equipment – most people should get life insurance before they even consider setting foot inside a non-sterile gym).
In the meantime, I am saving up to have my body cryogenically preserved as soon as possible, until such time that the technology exists to make me into a (safe) robot.
Once again, my hero, thank you.