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3D Printers Must Now be Registered with CID

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If you’re planning on ordering a 3D Printer off the internet you should know that customs have released a new decree stating that all 3D Printers must now be registered with the Criminal Investigations Division (CID). I am assuming this has to do with the fact that it’s becoming possible to print firearms with these printers because I can’t imagine why else the CID would be interested in knowing who owns a 3D printer.

via @forzaq8

15 replies on “3D Printers Must Now be Registered with CID”

I think the 1st thing local men here will print are inflatable dolls and sex toys.. they’re too distracted to be thinking about firearms :p

Probably to create new jobs by employing 500 useless public sector employees. This would by default create a new bureaucratic game in which the highly trained staff would be located in unmarked offices in separate buildings around the country equipped with stamps to get your registration paperwork approved.

The game would involve giving only 3 of the 500 staff stamps and you would have to figure out which days of the month those 3 feel like attending the office. Typically these staff are easily identified in their natural habitat driving some form of oversized american pickup truck (compensation) whilst simultaneously endless scrolling something incredibly interesting on their smart phones glued to their oversized faces(de evolution). Once the adhd kicks in they will then proceed to tailgate you for being an inconvenience.

Anyway, when you figure out who has the stamp, in which office, and on what day, you can then register your 3d printer.

Simples

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