I am not sure if this site is supposed to be humorous or serious but its funny anyways. I’m Halal is a search engine that only shows you Halal results. So if you try to search for sex, pork, beer etc.. you will not get a result. Try it! [Link]
2:48AM - Entertaining Kuwait since 2003
22 replies on “Halal Search Engine”
lol
I searched for fuck and the result was:
Oops! Your search inquiry has a Haram level of 3 out of 3! I would like to advise you to change your search terms and try again.
try playboy & play boy (a space between play & boy)
I searched for FRIZZANTINO- a white Italina wine and got this :
”
Sparkling wine – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Sparkling wine. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Frizzantino) … The carbon dioxide may result from natural fermentation, (either in a …
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frizzantino ”
So it ain’t THAT halal…….lol
I searched for ‘abusing your maid’,’using wasta’ and ‘driving like a maniac’ and it all showed up as Haram level 3 out of 3.
Yeah ! better check this out
https://www.frankom.com/?p=6527
Frankom,
It says that on any image search – so it’s not only osama bin ladin.
Anyway Mark,
I types in “248am b sides” to see if you are “ok” in “their” eyes. No worries, you’re safe buddy.
uh-oh, now Google has some new competition……..NOT!
Type in prosciutto and they give a lovely description of Italian cured ham……………
I’m trying to search johnny walker… the #1 result is johnnie walker 🙂
i wonder who pays for such #@$%ies
it just gave me this in the image results…
https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2478/3750883738_88e84b0334.jpg
HAWT.
@ azeez LOL!!!
the new google, li a97ab ildishdasha ilmga9mila wa illi7ya il6uweella!:D
I’ve heard of this search engine … Have you heard of Koogle! it’s kosher version of Google called Koogle. We posted about it sometime back https://www.360dewan.com/?p=391
We guessed that the Halal version would be called Hoogle, but it’s not 🙂
I was looking for a pet cat and it said ‘pussy’ is level 2 haram. Next I tried a female dog and it says I have to change my search term coz bitch is level 3 ! 😛
bizne$$
britney: 1/3
beyonce is fine
It looks like the image search is the “loose” “girl” in the family heheheh: https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/2787008744_242808d4a1.jpg
I searched for California wine and got numerous links to California wine sites ranging from Wikipedia to discover wine, California wine events etc. Lets see if they catch on
I dont understand why every one is trying to prove it doesnt work. as if the guy bothered you by his halal idea.
remember its still in beta testing and to work as it should it needs 2-3 years of input. just like any other search engine.