Spotted the billboard above on the Sheraton round-about which cracked me up since “Sweet!” wouldn’t be the normal reaction to winning half a million Dinars… not unless you already had a few million to begin with. So I took the liberty of suggesting some better alternatives. The one above is the current ad that’s plastered on the billboard while the ones below are the ones I am recommending. If anyone has other alternatives post them below!
57 replies on “Half a million Dinars”
” Where is Kuwait”
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” Now how can I get a loan……..”
I love the 1st one 🙂 I’ll be leaving Kuwait in mid July and already in this phase I would like to inform you Mark, that I will use “Goodbye Kuwait” in my FB profile on a day I fly out 😀 That sign will make my friends more than jealous… LOL
“What account?”
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“Get me BP shares now!”
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“Time to buy a generator”
Up Yoursssssss (Boss) Hell Ya !
Oh I so want this to happen soooooon =D
1. Entertainment city here I come!
2. Now I can afford the overpriced booze in Kuwait!
Half a million dinars in my account… alright time to get that divorce.
Half a million dinars in my account… radical. According to the commercial that would be a proper response.
Half a million dinars in my account:
1) Lebanon here I come!
2) Time to change my Identity
3) Heart Attack! Going to heaven (probably Hell)
4) Do I Know You????
half a million in my account.. oh boy, the bank screwed up again!
Half a million dinars in my account…WOW saving the sheikh was not a bad idea after all !! 😛
Half a million dinars in my account…no wait..thats not my account number…DAMN IT !!!
Half a million dinars in my account…time to loot all the fashion stores in the world !!
Mark I love the first one – but have no idea what the last one is!!!
i say a CCX is the wisest choice…
seriously, college or CCX?:P
1/2 million! ….men tezi its real!
half a mill in my account … FUCK ME
Ms Neutral check here> https://www.koenigsegg.com/
St.Tropez for the weekend….!
LOL, the Koenigsegg CCX one cracked me up. At first I actually thought they were real. Then I saw the one about Kuwait and I realized that Gulf Bank (of Kuwait) wouldn’t want to advertise that sort of rep to their home country. Regardless how many lebanese (sorry if that sounded racist but isn’t it better than Goodbye Kuwait?) are on there marketing team.
Come on guys, Kuwait isn’t THAT bad. I mean the weather might suck but would you prefer hurricanes and earthquakes!? The people (some) are rude and snobby but can you name a safer place to raise your kids? (OK, name 10!) A lot of things needs to be fixed around here but I wouldn’t choose anywhere else to live in.
(Am I using a lot of brackets?)
(yes you are)
chaching
Aston Martin, here I come!!!
Oops, they did the mistake again !!!
MYK… Man we have nothing against Kuwait…
Its Just once we have a 1/2 mil dinar, I’d rather spend it in my own country with my family…
After all I know that many of us come to Kuwait to make 1/32 mil dinar and leave 🙂
Cheers mate!
I could buy my abs!
half a million dinars in my account….
yippeeee…free shani all around
half a million dinars in my account….
bitch slap someone with a wod of 100’s and still have some notes to spare
“Half a million dinars in my account….
Damn! I knew I shoulda signed that prenup!”
Half a million dinars in my account….
and still waiting for that I million draw LOL
Judging from the target audience of the original add saying “sweet”
I would say a good follow up add would be:
Half a million dinars in my account… one more drop in the well!
woops, misspelled “ad”!
Can we buy the Playboy Mansion for that much money?
HAHA! Loved the “twisted” yet funny alternatives.
I lol’d. Good one.
Mark. If you mean bye bye Kuwait forever that’s not cool! You are born, raised and make a living from this land! If for the summer then take me with you.
lol dude it was just a joke.
Half a million dinars in my account…. time to help africa
lol…
Half a million dinars in my account… Vegas, here I come! =)
Half a million dinars in my account…Wife:”Wake up,you’re late for work!” “And who’s Sandy,Michelle,Suzie and Lola?”
“Half a million dinars in my account?…SOMEONE PLEASE PLAY GUILE’S THEME!”
@Tweez, LMAO!!!! XD
Goodbye Kuwait is a bad one, especially for a national bank.
Half a million dinars in my account… half a million more to go! Weeeeeeeeeeee!
Abdulla…why dude?? whoever wants to leave kuwait allah ma3ah…less traffic for us =D
Spartan:
So expats are to be blamed for traffic. Good.
How about….
“Now I can pay my credit cards off!”
“Half a million dinars in my account?… Damn it I need more to buy a house in Dhahyat Abdullah Al-Salem!!
Half a million dinars in my account?… SHOW ME THE MONEYYYY!
See the entire world.
Thanks Mark! You totally cracked me up. I’m feelin it.
… shoes!
… house in Cali!
… car and driver for my mama!
… donations to the poor dudes in my neighborhood.
… ” AFL and PAWS.
Soooo Sweeeet..
200,000 to buy a new home
100,000 to travel the world
200,000 donations to Gaza to defeat the Zionists.
@ salem
i think you’re gonna need a little more than that to defeat the Zionists
Half a million dinars in my account:
Fifth Ring Road, Here I Come!
200,000 to defeat the zionists? wow, ur an optimist lol
loooooool very creative idea mark!
and to all ppl (wether kuwaities or not) who will say: “bye bye kuwait” after they win the million:
U ARE NOT FORCED TO STAY IN KUWAIT SO GO A HEAD AND CATCH UR PLANE !!
Oh shut up toasta.
I don’t have a comment on the add , But 500.000 diners ! I will Buy a house with a swimming pool in south spain or France . Spend summer time with family and kids for 3 months every year, then back to kuwait 🙂
“HALF A MILLION DINARS IN MY ACCOUNT – HELLO BUGATTI VEYRON”
yeah that was my first reaction when i saw the billboard.. ‘3al6aneeeeen shno sweet!!! wa7id fashil msawi edda3aya 😛 .. bs your first suggestion cracked my up.. and the second, while it took me a while to get it,, 5arra3ni shway 😛 3assait 3ndikom sawabiq 😛
Count them yourself !
jimbo how polite of u
Just a reply to the Ad,
What is the purpose of an Ad??
It is to make u look at it, read it!
So no they aren’t stupid, they r clever. They succeeded by making us read it and comment on it. 🙂
thats what is called Marketing