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Millions of Milkshakes coming to Kuwait

According to the Millions of Milkshakes website, they’ll be opening in Kuwait and Qatar this year and Kim Kardashian will be at the launch. What does that mean? Check below!

53 replies on “Millions of Milkshakes coming to Kuwait”

She’s not coming after I e-mail her ‘peeps’ and tell them about this place. The look on her face when she walks in to Kuwait International Airport. OMG ! I bet you wished you would have built a new airport like the rest of the GCC!

nobody is talking about the milkshakes here.
everyboyd is talking about kim.

containers attract more than the actual product 😀

what if kim comes to kuwait in a BLACK ABAYA, face covered only eyes visible.

do you think she could create the same hype !!!

I saw this coming a mile away; it was clearly only a matter of time to anyone who’s witnessed the mass migration of local Kardashiantards to Dubai not too long ago. I’m glad you people think this is funny, but this is no laughing matter. It’s going to be WAY worse than Dubai; I guarantee you sheer pandemonium. It’s going to be the Mongol Hordes with fake tans and extensions. Right now, every single chick in this country who thinks she bears a remote resemblance to Kim (and let’s face it; they all do) is doing pushups nonstop. If you’re anywhere within a 100 mile radius of the store opening, you’re putting yourself and your loved ones at risk of death via stampede by millions of six inch heels.

This calls for immediate action. I hereby announce the formation of a survivalist colony to be based on a secure location somewhere in the ancient isle of Failaka. We shall name it “The Milkshake Free Zone”. I appoint Mark as our Prime Minister and myself as the Minister of Defense. I extend an invitation to all of you battle hardened Call of Duty warriors to join our league. I authorize you to fire at will. If you see anything with a tan, shoot to kill. We must maintain a quarantine at all costs.

I’m not as concerned about her as I am about the deranged priestesses of her cult. I mean, you’ve seen the video above. I’ve been to a live UFC event, I’m even a member of the dark brotherhood in skyrim so I’ve seen my fair share of craziness, but that’s just terrifying.

will you legalize liquor in your Kingdom,Your Excellency and serve Petrone Milkshakes on your tiny little island? We then shall flock to your Kingdom looking for some relief from the desert boredom of KWT. And who your Excellency will be your Queen, Kim perhaps? Then you will need to build a Royal Mall with Gucci, Prada and Chanel, five stories high full of DASH stores, Kardashian Kollection stores and everything well, Jersey, because all the sales people will be spray-tanned, with pumped up physiques, all guido’d out. Beware, we shall do whatever it takes for a moment of fist-pumping action on your island, so man your shores ‘we’re comin in’.

@aaa Some of us don;t sit and drink the entire bottle until we reach oblivian.Yes, some of us are able to casually drink and relax.

It’s very sad that you think alcohol relieves boredom you clearly don’t have anything to do in your life..if you just type in google “I hate living in” you’d get a list of complaint’s people complaining of living in the UK,Australia,America,Canada etc ohh and guess what their countries are filled with booze and nightclubs!as far as i know kuwait has a lot of booze either homemade or blackmarket to sink a battleship! You ever hear the saying No one is perfect WELL no place is perfect either you have to weigh up the good and bad,,as they say its what you make of it

I’ll sign up in the general of the special forces then i will become a rebellion and take over the island and call it rebalia 😛

And yet again using a woman as a form of advertising for something unrelated… meh, she’s a fake one anyway. Haha.

Mark, I love Kim too.. I love the whole family tbh and I don’t care what all the haters say ! Yes, they’re amazing role models ! I hate how everyone hates her now but wait until September is her when its time for her to come, EVERYONE will be a fan. Just like when Ne-Yo & Ivanka Trump came! And I dare all the haters not to go to the events when she comes that’s not even possible ! I’m sure they’ll join&act like fans …..

So people would rather spend their whole day in traffic, being felt up by strangers in a huge queue, just to get a minor glimpse of a Kardashian than to try a fattening milkshake?

Oh lawd!!!

So let’s do a comparison on what her trip will be like in Kuwait compared to Dubai. Dubai: First off, she was flown from NYC to Dubai on the 380 Airbus and escorted through the new terminal 3 Dubai Airport where she was staying in the Penthouse Suite at the Atlantis Hotel. Her ‘gig’ was at one of the largest malls in the world, the beautiful ‘the Dubai Mall’ where around 10,000 people showed up to see her. Kuwait: She will be flown to Kuwait on worn-out Kuwait Airways flight from NYC to be escorted through the Kuwait Airport which was built in the 1970’s, she will be escorted to her hotel, (let’s put her up at the Crowne Plaza)(?)in the guetto’s of Kuwait. Her ‘gig’ will be at the Avenues Mall where around 50,000 people will show up to see her.

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