Categories
Funny Kuwait Personal Strange

Secret Admirer

Just found a small rose bouquet on the door step of my apartment. Someone either has a crush on me… or Nat. I am guessing its not me.

33 replies on “Secret Admirer”

The flowers might not be for you or your wife Mark. It might be for Geo. You don’t wanna open up the Arab Times and find somebody named R.T. hurt because of anal penetration to a dog in the desert.

I have another idea as to who it can be from. Showtime probably read your post about them and they probably took the money from your account and used them to buy you flowers as a gesture of saying “Thank you for your service.” Intersting. Now that’s what I call service.

Yeah I’d blame Nat, tryng to make you jealous so you’ll send her flowers.

Women are like that. You should get her pregnant, cover her in an abaya, then chain her to the stove. Beat her every few days in a drunken rage to show you still love her, too! 😉

mike what you said is 100% halal except the drinking. maybe he can drink loads of pepsi and starfux coffee to get high off that before he commences the beating.
i know i would be pretty pissed off if all i could drink was bebsi and crabbuchino.

Well, the reason he’d drink is because she drove him to give into the temptation, what with showing her ankles in public and all.

It would read like something out of the Kuwait Times police blotter!

In fact . . . I’ve got an idea for a TV show. Check the forum 😉

Leave a Reply to H²O Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *