Halal Pork Post by Mark Yeah, I don’t think so. [Link] Thanks larogue Mark2007-11-22T16:10:57+03:00Nov 22, 2007|37 Comments Share This Story, Choose Your Platform! 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Z District November 22, 2007 at 5:48 pm - Reply wicked.. forget the post! That is hilarious! I seriously can’t believe that happened, what an idiot! Sarina July 20, 2011 at 11:11 pm - Reply I heard this before and saw a pic of the sign. Some people are so dumb. But who I am I to talk? Even I had to think twice on that one and how its possible and I am a Muslim. lol Midoe November 22, 2007 at 6:01 pm - Reply OMG.. That’s so funny! Those stupid people should at least do a research on the internet before they put themselves in such a situation. Lexicon November 22, 2007 at 6:05 pm - Reply mark my words, the chinese will bring the world as we know it down hollasmomboytoy November 22, 2007 at 6:06 pm - Reply das dis meanz we willz be gettinz the porkz in diz lovely land? ??? November 22, 2007 at 6:16 pm - Reply I also once read on a packet of Turkey in France that they also have Halal pork available ! suspic November 22, 2007 at 6:39 pm - Reply No it’s ok, they converted the pigs before slaying them..! MisTik? November 22, 2007 at 10:18 pm - Reply thats sooo STUPID!! how can it be PORK & HALAL!! Pork is 7aram idiots they just want the MONEY! I swear they couldnt be more stupid! Moey November 23, 2007 at 2:53 am - Reply wtf lol Damon Dash November 23, 2007 at 4:33 am - Reply looooool Monotheist November 23, 2007 at 4:37 am - Reply Strong oxymoron. Stewie November 23, 2007 at 6:50 am - Reply that unveils the processing company’s fake acts .. they surely do this for all meat products to let muslims buy it :) in that case muslims will eat, processors will take the sin :P fatfukka November 23, 2007 at 7:12 am - Reply Seems all the alcohol consumed by Muslims in Kuwait don’t require it to have a “halal” sticker on the side. So seems just as much point to put a halal sticker on a pork chop. Mark November 23, 2007 at 10:30 am - Reply fatfukka halal only applies to meat Sunny November 23, 2007 at 10:32 am - Reply Wonder if this classify’s as an oxymoron??? Sunny November 23, 2007 at 10:35 am - Reply There’s a Halal Fisn n chips in slough. Never knew that you can halal fish. . . Nicole November 23, 2007 at 1:00 pm - Reply Poor guy :D LooL! November 23, 2007 at 1:09 pm - Reply Wat the hells wrong with u FATFUKKA halal is only 4 meat!!! LooL! November 23, 2007 at 1:10 pm - Reply And anyway they is no alchohol in q8! ! Mo Hat November 23, 2007 at 4:24 pm - Reply LooL are you a 5 year old? fatfukka November 23, 2007 at 10:03 pm - Reply To all those Muslims who are saying “halal” only refers to meat. You really need to study your scriptures more. Even Wikipedia would’ve helped you from making your embarrassing mistake. Halal means forbidden, includes food, clothing, drugs, alcohol, speech. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halal#.22Halal.22_the_word Mo Hat November 23, 2007 at 11:48 pm - Reply ‘In Arabic-speaking countries, the term is used to describe anything permissible under Islamic law, in contrast to haraam, that which is forbidden.’ Owned using your own source, what a dumbass you are. Soul November 24, 2007 at 6:55 pm - Reply WTF ! I guess the seal speaks a lot. ~ Soul fatfukka November 24, 2007 at 7:02 pm - Reply u are the dumbass Mohat. The point was that the meat is not what is considered only to be halal and/or haram. That what is forbiddin or allowed encompases all aspects of life including alcohol. To say that alcohol is haram is the same as to say it is not halal. This was a demonstration of the irony of the sticker on the pork but I think irony is maybe littel lost on you. Thirsty November 25, 2007 at 1:57 pm - Reply Man chinese are awsome. we should definitely tell Russell Peters about this:P Waleg November 25, 2007 at 2:33 pm - Reply Yes and Elephants fly!! :| Dina November 25, 2007 at 2:36 pm - Reply no fatfukka, you *are* the dumbass. for some1 lecturing others you did get owned. you confused halal and haram. loser. way to go mo hat. Fabio November 26, 2007 at 5:24 pm - Reply fatfukka others r right, Halal is only 4 meat as in beef & chicken excluding pork…. dah, we know our religon more than u do… Dina is right. Abdullah June 28, 2008 at 7:37 pm - Reply Your right, halal is not only for meat!! But it is most commonly associated with food. And to the guy regarding fish and chips, all fish is halal by default. Salam Alaykum longjohn January 24, 2009 at 9:55 am - Reply This is hilarious. For the person who said, “there is no alcohol in Kuwait,” wake up. There is alcohol AND pork in Kuwait. And you’re all hypocrites – have you _seen_ how much alcohol muslims drink? So, I wouldn’t be surprised that they secretly eat pork as well. Ham tastes good, bacon tastes good…. OsamaJoe January 1, 2010 at 2:18 am - Reply I am a muslim and i agree with fatfukka, i’ve seen many of my friends drink alcohol and also eat different kinds of meat which are all available easily here in kuwait through an underground system. I think pork is the purest meat and chicken is haram, maybe we muslims were brainwashed… ??? Zed March 3, 2010 at 11:39 am - Reply loool M.J.Iqbal November 18, 2010 at 3:39 pm - Reply interpreters of sharia laws have clearly said that food has to be halal certified at every point from production to consumption by a (believing) muslim, or else they might be deceived.The Prophet has clearly instructed us to seek knowledge from womb to tomb.If some one fails,he will be answerable. Anyone who knowingly consumes haram and finds no problem with it ceases to be a muslim. 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