
Thanks Lanoush

Thanks Lanoush

There’s a funny Reddit post called “If Kuwaiti companies had realistic slogans what would they be?” and some of the suggestions are pretty funny. The post only has 18 comments so far but here are some of my favorites:
Cinescape: more money less movie
QualityNet: Restart all your problems
Zain: Don’t ask, just pay
Souq Sharq: We used to be the avenues
Caesars Confectionary: More addictive than heroin-infused crack!
You can check out the post on Reddit [Here]
If you have a realistic slogan leave it in the comments below.
Update: Here are some more good ones
Xcite: 1080p prices for 720p resolution!
IHOP: I’m sorry, we’re all out of that meat today, please choose another
Camp Arifjan PX: We sell Bacon, nuff said
6alabat: Inshallah you get food
360 Mall: We’re kind of like the Avenues
Maki: Got Mayo?
Kuwait Immigration: GTFO
Benihana: Experience the Original, but our lawyer will be contacting you soon
VIVA: upto 42mbps when network available
The Avenues: Lucky to leave alive
If you take all these crazy videos from Saudi and mash them together into one, it would make a pretty cool Saudi tourism video. [YouTube]
I’m in Kuwait and I’m in big trouble.
My dealer thinks his social networking sites are being tapped by Kuwaiti police. Can police or secret service or whatever see facebook chats? and can they still see it with Secure Browsing (https) turned on please, help an ent in need. I really don’t want to die. I’m going to delete this post after 24 hours
That’s too funny. [Source]

The SMS above was sent out awhile ago by the Ministry of Health to random people. Seriously.

A Kuwaiti tourist who wanted to show his children snow for the first time slipped up when he drove his luxury hire car straight onto a ski piste in Bavaria, southern Germany.
Oddly, the biggest surprise for me was that people are still skiing in Germany while it’s beach season here already. [Link]
Thanks Ozair

Thanks Mz
Saudi wins again. [YouTube]

I’m willing to bet this isn’t the original one.
[YouTube]
If you don’t know what the Harlem Shake is, click [Here]
via @hishersq8
Update: Here is a funnier one also from Kuwait
[YouTube]
Nearly as awkward as the Holiday Inn flash mob. [YouTube]

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A reader send me photos of a menu from a juice place in Fahaheel opposite the British School. I found the “For Husbands” section funny.
Thanks Thomas