Category: Funny

The dolphins were trained by the military to fire “toxic dart guns” at terrorists are now free in the Gulf of Mexico. This is not a joke. [Link]

After 43.2 million spams, and over 2.3 billion pop-up ads worldwide, someone buys an X-10 mini cam. [Link]

I couldn’t stop laughing when I read this! I could imagine someone faking a sickness to leave work and watch the game but to actually fake an emergency plane landing is like super dumb! [Link]

Here’s the entire collection of all 13 “Celebrity Jeopardy” episodes on Saturday Night Live. Enjoy! [Link]

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This is not fake, this is real. This is a note Bush was writing to Condoleezza Rice!

U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005. World leaders are exploring ways to revitalize the United Nations at a summit on Wednesday but their blueprint falls short of Secretary-General Kofi Annan’s vision of freedom from want, persecution and war. REUTERS/Rick Wilking

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Everything is for sale on eBay.. EVERYTHING. [Link]

Oh my god what a fucking loser! [Link]

This is an extremely funny post at Daring Fireball where he emulates a conversation between Brushed Metal and Brushed Metal’s agent. You must have seen the new iTunes to understand it though. [Link]

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As usual, Stewart cuts through the red tape ” and delivers some of his best work last night on 9/7″

Ed Helms says:…through the President’s leadership, he’ll end up building a billion dollar damn in Arkansas.

Stewart: Why would he build a damn in Arkansas?

Helms: His plan will be to fight the water over there, so we don’t have to fight it over here.

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You need a dual-core processor system, with 2Gb or more of fast RAM, a 256Mb or better display card, a hard drive better than what’s currently available and, if we want to watch the upcoming high defininition multimedia content, a monitor that doesn’t even exist yet! [Link]

NBN a Lebanese TV station had their website hacked. I took a screenshot incase they changed it back. [Screenshot]

Hummer 3 Bears [Video 3.61MB]

Update: Here is another.. Hummer Monsters [Video 3.72MB]

Poor guy, I am sure he got fired after this. [Video 623KB]

How far can you shoot the kitten? My furthest distance was 832 feet 1067 feet. [Link]

So this is why our papers always take time to finish at the ministry.. [Video 76kb]