I couldn’t stop laughing when I read this! I could imagine someone faking a sickness to leave work and watch the game but to actually fake an emergency plane landing is like super dumb! [Link]
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This is not fake, this is real. This is a note Bush was writing to Condoleezza Rice!
U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005. World leaders are exploring ways to revitalize the United Nations at a summit on Wednesday but their blueprint falls short of Secretary-General Kofi Annan’s vision of freedom from want, persecution and war. REUTERS/Rick Wilking
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Everything is for sale on eBay.. EVERYTHING. [Link]
Oh my god what a fucking loser! [Link]
As usual, Stewart cuts through the red tape ” and delivers some of his best work last night on 9/7″
Ed Helms says:…through the President’s leadership, he’ll end up building a billion dollar damn in Arkansas.
Stewart: Why would he build a damn in Arkansas?
Helms: His plan will be to fight the water over there, so we don’t have to fight it over here.
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You need a dual-core processor system, with 2Gb or more of fast RAM, a 256Mb or better display card, a hard drive better than what’s currently available and, if we want to watch the upcoming high defininition multimedia content, a monitor that doesn’t even exist yet! [Link]
NBN a Lebanese TV station had their website hacked. I took a screenshot incase they changed it back. [Screenshot]
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Hummer H3 Commercial
Hummer 3 Bears [Video 3.61MB]
Update: Here is another.. Hummer Monsters [Video 3.72MB]
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CNN Guy Loses It
Poor guy, I am sure he got fired after this. [Video 623KB]
How far can you shoot the kitten? My furthest distance was 832 feet 1067 feet. [Link]
So this is why our papers always take time to finish at the ministry.. [Video 76kb]
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Kim Jong II Insult Generator
You imperialist running dog! [Link]
A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.
Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.
“The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her,” the judge said. “Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant.”
Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.
He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.
Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: “I figured I killed her so I deserve to die.”
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