Category: Funny

I was just checking the blog story from KUWAIT and he has a Kuwait Airways advert which says they won Best Airlines in the Middle East and South Africa. That didn’t sound right, I figured maybe since the headline of the ad says “Our last victory” it could be a victory from the 80’s or something. So, I went and checked the Kuwait Airways website and guess what, I found a press release from late May stating they won Best Airlines in the Middle East and North Africa! How did that happen? They must have been the only airline that participated. Also notice their ad says South Africa but their website says North Africa.

Kuwait Airways ad on story from Kuwait [Link]
Press release on Kuwait Airways website [Link]

Saw the funniest thing today on my way back from Marina Mall. A large bus with Bahrain Limo written on the side was parked on the side of the road and a bunch of Bahraini tourists were getting out. Makes me wonder how boring Bahrain must be for people there to be coming to Kuwait for tourism.

This is the strangest and funniest thing I have seen for dogs. [Link]

A quote from a recent episode of Lucky Louie I watched.

When does CPR become necrophilia?

Very Funny Ads is a website filled with funny ads from around the world. I like the idea and how it was implemented but so far the ads I watched weren’t that funny. Going to watch a couple more though. [Link]

Heat Vision and Jack is probably the coolest TV show which involved a motorbike. The TV show stars Jack Black as a super intelligent renegade astronaut and his talking motorcycle played by Owen Wilson. The show is also directed by Ben Stiller so you can imagine its ridiculously funny. Sadly it never made it past the pilot stage but the good thing is you can find the first pilot episode on YouTube. If you are not going to watch the whole episode atleast watch the opening of the show. [Video]

Reason #1: Paris Hilton [Link]

He is so lame that even CNN are making fun out of him..

Federline stalked about the stage with attitude as he rapped about his bling, popping Cristal (obviously oblivious of the whole hip-hop Cristal boycott) and his amazing rhyming skills.

Check out the article [Link]

This is a really cool idea. Basically this scale doesn’t show you how much you weigh, but instead shows you who you weigh like! [Link]

I have nooooo fucking clue what the hell this is but I love the intro page [Link]

Turns out everyday there are new samples!! [Link]

This site allows you to make your own Indian movie. They have a couple of short video clips from various Indian movies for you to choose from and then you add your own sub titles to it. The results can be extremely funny. [Link]

This is the one Holla did [Video]
This is the one I just did [Video]
This is one by k.thekuwaiti [Video]
This is one by Chr0nik [Video]

When you make a clip, post the link in the comments below.

Ain’t nothin’ finder, than intestinal liner. [Link]

Definition according to Urban Dictionary:

A phenomenon which typifies Murphy’s law. The absolute worst possible outside circumstance which can and will negatively affect the current situation. Greater than minor inconveinienves, this is the sort of instance which all hope of success is lost.

An “Oh Shit…Meteors” event is also notable for the lack of control the participant has over the situation. In spite of all careful planning, this is the sort of situation in which all hell breaks loose for no apparent reason.

1) While driving to a friend’s wedding, you experience heavy traffic and are ten minutes late = minor inconveinence.

2) While driving to a friend’s wedding, you crash into another driver resulting in all sorts of pain and misery = tragic accident.

3) While driving to a friend’s wedding, an awkwardly positioned nail in the road hits your front tire and pops it, which causes it to fly back and blow out your back tire. The resulting blow-out causes you to spin, knocking your way across the road and into several other cars, which bounce you back into other cars, resulting in a fifty car pile-up which results in a massive explosion. In spite of all of this, you still survive, and as you are crawling out of the fiery wreckage you look up to the sky, only to see a ball of pain and doom, known among as a meteor, flying out from the sky, headed directly for you = Oh Shit…Meteors

Someone sent me an email with scans from the menu of a restaurant at the Damascus Airport. As expected there are a lot of spelling mistakes.

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