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Funny Politics Videos

Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President

First they elect one of their own then they proceed to exterminate the human race! [Video]

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Funny Kuwait

Catch Phrases of Kuwaiti Newspapers

A blog reader that goes by the nickname Komsomol posted the following observation in the forum:

I find it hilarious that there is catch phrase words used by Kuwait newspapers and journalists. The result is usually hilarious hyperbolic headlines.

Any criticism for example is always “slammed”:
MP slams government
Kuwait slams Israel’s inhuman practices
MP Dr Ali Al-Hajri slammed the government’s silence towards the statements made by the Minister of Commerce and Industry Ahmed Baqer
Al-Harbi slams commerce minister
Iranian paper slams MoI’s Farsi language channel plan
Clerics slam German magazine
MP slams govt’s incapability
Officials slammed for frequently traveling on ministry’s expense
MP slams govt over disorganized food distribution for Kuwaitis
MP slams education minister
MP Al-Mulaifi slams premier
MP slams Al-Sabeeh

Anything great is always either “hailed”, “praised” or deemed a ‘success’:
Al-Sabeeh meeting hailed
Kuwait reform process hailed
Eight-digit phone system ‘success
WHO praises Kuwait for its efforts to combat smoking
Kuwait praises women’s role

In the cabinet and parliament they only ‘grill’:
Al-Sabeeh may resign if grilled in parliament
Al-Sabeeh grilling proposal
Move to grill premier
Call for grilling
Al-Hajji among ministers expected to be grilled

Any Country ties are always “deep tied” or “deeply rooted”:
Kuwait-Yemen ties ‘deeply rooted,’ says ambassador
Kuwait, Turkey affirm deep ties
Kuwait, Bahrain affirm deep-rooted relations

I think the grilling ones sound hilarious! [Link]




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Funny Videos

Wassup 2008

If you’re too young to remember the original Wassup Budweiser commercials click [Here]




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Funny

10 Very Good Reasons Why You Should Grow a Giant Beard

Beard

A funny site. [Link]




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Funny Gossip & Rumors Kuwait

Latina Mina Drunk on 99.7

I just heard that the radio dj Latina Mina on the Super Station 99.7 was drunk on air. Supposedly there was a doctor on the program and she was hitting on him then when another radio dj told her she was embarrassing the radio station she replied by cussing on air. They then killed the broadcast. If anyone has a copy of the session we are offering money for the recording!! CASH!

Update: I just got the following in my email

You have to report about what just happened on 99.7. Mark, it was unbelievable. This latina DJ was soo drunk on air and was slurring throughout the whole show. Suddenly, a caller calls in, which is when the radio station "thinks" they were off air. The caller swears at the DJ, telling her shes making a fool of herself and that she’s a "drunk hoochie". What does this smart DJ say? Go fuck yourself, go fuck your father and your brother. This was all on air. about 15 minutes ago. the sad thing is, they thought they were off air during that since she came back on air closing the show and telling "all the haters out there" to get a life or somethin. Now, that was something you had to listen to. Wonder what will happen to her, AND 99.7!!




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Funny Politics

Palin as President

Palin for President

If you’re following the US presidential race you will appreciate this. [Link]




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How NOT to break a world record

Ouch that’s got to hurt! Didn’t he practice or try to break one before he actually tried to go for a record? [Link]

Update: Sorry should have explained whats going on in the video. The guy is trying to break the record for the most coconuts smashed by hand consecutively or something.




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Hellow, I am a CV

Hellow

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Funny Kuwait Music

BBS teacher sings the Bird song

Miss Ghesquiere sent me a link to this video 5 days ago of a teacher in one of the local schools singing the Bird song but I didn’t find it funny until I watched the latest Family Guy episode below. Pretty cool teacher.




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Funny Sports

Let’s learn judo with Vladimir Putin

Learn Judo with Putin

I heard about this on the radio and thought it was hilarious so when I found the actual DVD cover I decided I had to share it with everyone. It’s an instructional DVD in which Vladimir Putin teaches Judo (he’s a black belt). Sadly it still isn’t available on Amazon. [Link]




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Funny Politics

Shatner Hasselhoff ’08 Presidential Election Campaign Blog

The Dream Team

Why couldn’t this be true?? Vote for Shatner and Hasselhoff! [Link]




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Funny Internet

I am in Nigeria, please send me $3000

My friend had her Yahoo account taken over (her mistake) and now all her friends are getting the following email from her:

hello,
I hope this message meets you in best of health, Pardon my mistakes because I am in a hurry writing this, I had traveled to Nigeria for official purposes, Unfortunately for me all my money was stolen at the hotel where I lodged, I am so confused right now,I do not know what to do or where to go,I did not bring my phone here,I have access to only emails, please can you send me $3000

I find that really funny but on a serious note has anyone ever had their Yahoo email taken over and then had the password reset again by Yahoo?




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Food & Drinks Funny Kuwait

Krispy Kreme Cheeseburger… in Kuwait!

Burger in Donut

The other day I posted a picture of what some guys in the States did with a Krispy Kreme donut. They took an original glazed donut and stuffed it with a cheese burger and although it looked a bit gross I imagine it probably tasted pretty good. Well some blog readers decided to try it out for themselves and went to Marina Mall and created their very own Krispy Kreme Cheeseburger. They’ve posted some pictures of the burger in the forum and even a video of it being eaten. This is something I’ve got to try.

Pictures of the donut cheeseburger
Video of the donut cheeseburger being eaten




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Commercials Funny Kuwait Videos

Ajwan’s Ramadan Ad

I have been trying to follow this year�s ‘Ramadan Season’ television; however, most of our beloved shows have given up on originality and are just trying to add a new taboo to a recycled story line.

My family actually looks forward to the commercial breaks more than the shows themselves. You know there is something wrong when advertisements are more entertaining than the content itself. [YouTube]

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Funny Kuwait Movies

One More Chance

In the comments of the previous Blockbuster post someone mentioned a Kuwaiti movie called “One More Chance” that is going to get released soon in Kuwait. So I did a quick Google and found the trailer for it on the blog Buzberry. It looks like its going to be a really funny movie. I think they’ve spoofed movies like Get Smart (which I watched a few days back and really liked), The Matrix and James Bond. The production quality and acting seems like complete crap but I guess that helps making it a comedy. Check out the trailer above. [YouTube]