Category: Funny

“In Nuremberg, organisers revealed 70,000 England fans who flooded the city drank 1.2MILLION pints of beer – an average of 17 pints each…” [Link]

Todays newspapers are hillarious, you barely have any articles in them they are just packed with election ads. Check out this video I shot. [Video]

After watching this I don’t I would ever use a public toilet in Japan. [Video]

This has to be the funniest video I have watched this year. [Video]

More videos here [Link]

note: seems this is from 2004, but its the first time i see it

Not a big fan of Arabic music myself but I always like a good laugh. Someone sent me this video of Nawal Zoghbe taking a big fall on stage. Too bad we can’t hear the thud. [Video]

Watch this video of a guy trying to jump from the roof of one building to another. [Video]

Well they look the same… Abu Ayyub al-Masri is believed to be the new head of al Qaeda in Iraq. [Link]

I know I keep picking on Mac&More but I can’t help it. So today I walk in and a salesgirl comes up to me and asks if she can help, this is how the conversation went:

Me: Yeah Hi, do you have the MacBooks?
Her: The laptop?
Me: Ummm yeah…
Her: Yes we do
Me: Oh cool how much are they?
Her: well we have the 15″ and the large 17″..
Me: Hold on, the MacBook is only 13″
Her: ?
Me: ?
Her: ??
Me: I am not asking about the MacBook Pro, I was asking about the MacBook
Her: ?
Me: The regular MacBook.. the white and black ones
Her: Ah, yes we get them in 2 days
Me: Thank you bye

Yeah so that didn’t go very well. On the bright though they have some Crumpler Bags although they have the ugliest colored models. Don’t know why they didn’t get any of the cooler colored ones. On another note my MacBook is in my U Shop We Ship mailbox in the States and is going to ship today and arrive hopefully on Sunday.

Turkish Captain to Marge Simpson
“You are a wise woman. Too bad you dress like a Lebanese prostitute!”

update: Thanks to Tim I now added a link to the MP3.
Oh and here is Marge’s comeback.

Saw this Aston Martin wanabee today, a Nissan 350z.

From the Men of the World to the Women of the World. Really hillarious. [Link]

Really funny commercials for the Star Trek 2.0 show on the videogaming channel, G4TV. [Link]

Someone just emailed me this and I had never seen it before. Two guys rapping about meat in Arabic, its supposed to be a spoof but I think its ones of the best Arabic rap songs I have heard. [Video]

update: OK check out these guys also, they are pretty funny too:
Gangsta Iftar Party: Muslim Brotherhood 3
Muslim Brotherhood 2
Muslim Brotherhood 1
Cribs with Abbas and Shebron

As a Star Trek TNG fan I find this really funny and cool.. [Link]

[source Kottke]

Today Geo learned a new trick.. a trick I would rather he hadn’t learned. Geo today figured out how to open the doors around the house. The whole house is dog safe (ie nothing for Geo to grab a hold of and chew) except for the art room where I have all my magazines and tons of other stuff lying around unprotected on the shelves. Now that he knows how to open the door I need to start locking it from the outside. Hopefully he won’t figure out how to pick locks anytime soon. I think this weekend I am going to shoot a video of Geo doing some tricks, he has gotten really good at them.