Category: Funny

So the lion that was arrested yesterday in Bayan has a twitter account of course. [@bayanlion]

[Source]

At least the color matches with her backup dancers.

Thanks Ahmed via

Spotted in Shaab.

After posting about The Flying Start Triathlon below, the Smoke House restaurant in Mahboula sent me the graphic above. Well played.

To start a business or become rich you actually don’t need money, you need intelligence and confidence and good planning. Now if you are an expatriate and wish to be a businessman, then all you need is to find a Kuwaiti partner who is not as smart as you. Because if he is, then he will be asking you too many questions and turn into a nagging wife.

I’m not sure if this “How-to” guide is serious or being sarcastic. [Link]

Thanks Vanilla

Too much drama. [YouTube]

Hi keekers! [YouTube]

Thanks Roy

Photo taken by Fajer at the Criminal Investigation Department. No idea what sort of treatment they offer at the CID but if you’re wearing shorts or “bremoda”(they mean bermudas obviously) you won’t get any.

Thanks Lanoush

There’s a funny Reddit post called “If Kuwaiti companies had realistic slogans what would they be?” and some of the suggestions are pretty funny. The post only has 18 comments so far but here are some of my favorites:

Cinescape: more money less movie
QualityNet: Restart all your problems
Zain: Don’t ask, just pay
Souq Sharq: We used to be the avenues
Caesars Confectionary: More addictive than heroin-infused crack!

You can check out the post on Reddit [Here]
If you have a realistic slogan leave it in the comments below.

Update: Here are some more good ones

Xcite: 1080p prices for 720p resolution!
IHOP: I’m sorry, we’re all out of that meat today, please choose another
Camp Arifjan PX: We sell Bacon, nuff said
6alabat: Inshallah you get food
360 Mall: We’re kind of like the Avenues
Maki: Got Mayo?
Kuwait Immigration: GTFO
Benihana: Experience the Original, but our lawyer will be contacting you soon
VIVA: upto 42mbps when network available
The Avenues: Lucky to leave alive

If you’ve been following the series then this is the latest one.

via @group_monawa3

If you take all these crazy videos from Saudi and mash them together into one, it would make a pretty cool Saudi tourism video. [YouTube]

I’m in Kuwait and I’m in big trouble.
My dealer thinks his social networking sites are being tapped by Kuwaiti police. Can police or secret service or whatever see facebook chats? and can they still see it with Secure Browsing (https) turned on please, help an ent in need. I really don’t want to die. I’m going to delete this post after 24 hours

That’s too funny. [Source]

The SMS above was sent out awhile ago by the Ministry of Health to random people. Seriously.