2:48AM - Entertaining Kuwait since 2003A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs:
“Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
The wife says, “UNBELIEVABLE! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
“I don’t care. Just pack and leave!!!”
No one could come up with such an idea as pimping a snack unless they were stoned out of their heads. Seriously how else could you think of this? [Link]
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This is a video of a Christian televangelist but what sets him apart from the rest is his.. how can I put this.. its his out of the hood right to your TV personality. You have to watch it to see what I mean. [Link]
This is a video of some teens playing Europe’s “The Final Countdown” except this must be the most awful cover of the song! Sadly the guy still sounds better then me when I do Karaoke .. [Link]
Two days ago I watched the movie Waiting… which stars a few of my favorite actors including Ryan Reynolds (Two Guys and a Girl), Anna Faris (Scary Movie) and Luis Guzmán (Pachanga in Carlito’s Way). The movie talks about a group of friends working at a restaurant who are all bored and want something better in their lives, may it be a girl, a promotion or a better career. Its one of those movies thats very entertaining to watch but just doesn’t really have a beginning or an end. It reminded me a lot of the movie Empire Records except those guys were working at a music store and these guys at a restaurant.
This movie in a way is also educational, you learn for example never to piss off your waiter. Seriously, once you see this movie you might never eat at a restaurant again so be warned. Its a funny movie with a lot of silly moments but with a pace that is calm and peaceful like The Station Agent. It was fun to watch and thats why I am giving it a 4 out of 5.
My brother is coming to Kuwait this weekend for 10 days and since he really hasn’t watched that many Arrested Development episodes I have decided have an Arrested Development Fiesta. 3 seasons to watch in less then 10 days. I like watching funny shows with him since he laughs out loud like me. Anyway here are some Arrested Development clips I found on Google Video and YouTube, people who have watched the show will get them more then people who haven’t:
Gob Magic Show
Lindsey and Gob doing the chicken dance
Tobias Featherbottom
David Cross (Tobias) on being cancelled
Tony Wonder
A tribute to Gob
He’s your kid
Gob Stuttering
Gob office magic
When did you get a job?
Her?
Mr. Roboto (and this is the commercial they are talking about)
Tobiast Highlights
This guy made a bet with his girl friend that if he could get two million visitors to his site she would agree to have a threesome… looking at his counter it looks like he won! [Link]
This video recently popped up on the net showing some hefty guy shouldering his way through a crowd watching a DDR dancer in an arcade. The guy lumbers up to the pad in the middle of a game and starts to bust out some Celtic Step Dancing. After a few minutes of hopping around and toe tapping, completely oblivious to the music, the guy takes a header into the real DDR dancer. [Link]
This has to be one of the coolest and most elaborate pranks I have come across. Its three or four pages long but its really funny. [Link]
Simply Stinni found another link for an online maid shopping site. This place has an even larger collection of maids and allows you to search by age, sex, nationality, religion etc.. kinda like those match making sites… [Link]
Thanks to Simply Stinni for finding this, it has to be the strangest local website so far (stranger then q8beasts.com even!). Order your maid house keeper online now! [Link]
Note: Check out the catalogue
Update: Site seems to be down at the moment..
Update: Seems if you view the site using Internet Explorer you can’t see the links on the left side. Interesting.. a site optimized just for Firefox.. Here are direct links to the catalogue:
Philippines
Nepal
Indonesia
Sri Lanka
India (Specialized)
Ethiopia
A list of things which do not actually constitue a valid April Fools’ Day joke taken from Anil Dash:
“I changed my stylesheet! To someone else’s!” Why isn’t that funny? Because I still knew it was your site.
“Our tiny company bought/got bought by a giant company. Like Microsoft!” Wow, that’s lame. Neither believable nor surprising enough to be amusing.
“We are embracing this thing we’ve demonized forever!” So you’re a pest removal service that’s getting into the cockroach-raising business? Sigh.
“We have a big announcement today!” No you don’t. It’s Saturday.
“Our new product does the impossible.” You mean like making an April Fool’s joke on the web that’s actually funny.
I was actually planning on changing my stylesheet to something funnier before I read this list. Nibaq already pulled the second one today.
OMG this is soo fucking funny and lame!
Excellent fatality in the end though. [Link]
I downloaded this geeky funny show the other day called Ctrl Alt Chicken. Its a cooking show in which the chefs don’t know how to cook! In the first episode which was just recently release, the two hosts tackle the Chicken Cordon Bleu.
You can download the episode from the following page. [Link]