Category: Funny

For the people who found the “Don’t press the button” site anoying, I present to you the best blonde joke ever. [Link]

I thought it was going to be something silly at first and it turned out I was right, but its still very funny, it keeps going and going and going. [Link]

[source Digg]

My sister who is babysitting our pet hamster posted about her yesterday and she included a video of our hamster running around in her ball. She looks like a pinball machine gone haywire. [Link]

With all the recent Wikipedia controversy this comic strip basically sums it all up. [Link]

I have been checking anonymous.kuwaitblogs.com for the past 2 days and its hillarious. I noticed more people talk about sex when they are anonymous, here is an example:

I think I’m a nymph…. I just mastrubated….. 6 times….in 10 minutes…. I came…. really hard

Its easy to setup an anonymous account and its really fun, give it a shot. [Link]

They really do sell everything now. [Link]

The other day I gave out Season 1 of the show Desperate Housewives to some employees at work and it seems everyone is now addicted to it. If you look around the office there are at least two employees quietly watching the show on their powerbooks. Two other employees were watching an episode during the lunch hour while the rest are staying up late at night trying to watch as many episodes as they can. I went to bed at 1:30AM yesterday after watching 4 episodes of the show, and even after I went to bed I wanted to go back to the living room to watch another episode (I got up to episode 20). The funniest part is no one can share the events of the show with another person no matter how big the event was because not everyone has gotten to the same episode yet. Some are ahead of others and spoilers are not allowed. Once everyone is done with Desperate Housewives I will get them Lost, that should keep them up late at night.

I guess I won’t be able to hide my 87 billion dollars under my bed. Seriously though if Bill Gates feels like withdrawing 1 billion dollars in cash he’s pretty fucked. [Link]

If only Nat’s dad was this cool. [Link]

Its a Cam recording of the most recent Steve Jobs spoof on Saturday Night Live. Its extremely hilarious and anyone who’s ever watched Jobs introduce a new product is gonna love it. I can’t wait for the iPod invisa now! [Link]

Update: here is another spoof for the ipod flea [Link] thank you brian

In-shape, good-looking, and very well quailifed guy will fix your computer. What you offer in return is strictly up to you. Just tell me what problem you are having, and what you are offering as compensation and I will get back to you. No offer is ignored. THIS OFFER IS FOR FEMALES ONLY!!! I will fix a computer for another guy, but for CASH ONLY. E-mail me for more details. [Craigslist]

Update: Meet the IT Gigolo! [Link]

Peter: Everybody, I’ve got bad news. We’ve been cancelled.
Lois: Oh, no! Peter, how could they do that?
Peter: Well, unfortunately, Lois, there’s just no more room on the schedule. We’ve just got to accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80’s Show, Wonderfalls, Fastlane, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Skin, Girls Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freakylinks, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunmen, A Minute With Stan Hooper, Normal, Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddie, The $treet, American Embassy, Cedric the Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, and Greg the Bunny.
Lois: Is there no hope?
Peter: Well, I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot.

(Season 4 Episode 1)

I found this via del.icio.us, its a thread at MacRumors.com discussing the iPod when it was first announced back in 2001. Its cracking me up reading the comments, my favorite one so far is “I still can’t believe this! All this hype for something so ridiculous! Who cares about an MP3 player? I want something new! I want them to think differently!
Why oh why would they do this?! It’s so wrong! It’s so stupid!” [Link]

A video of a game show involving hot chicks with steaks stuck to their forehead and a bad ass lizard. Really funny. [Link]

A spoof site on why you should switch to FireFox. [Link]