Another silly video, this time its a music video by a Hitler fan or something. Very strange and funny… [Link]
Update: Some of the lyrics.. “I stopped burning people and now I burn CD’s”, “Now the SS on my jacket stands for super smooth”, “I am no longer Nazi but I still like to party”.
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This is from last week but I just remembered about it now. This is a short video of Tom Cruise killing Oprah.. [Link]
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University Rules
Thank God my university didn’t have rules like this, I would have gone broke!
– Students of the opposite sex visiting alone at an off-campus residence ($50 Fine)
– Attendance at, possession or viewing of, an “R,” “NC-17” or “X”-rated movie ($50 Fine)
– Entering bedroom of the opposite sex on/off campus or allowing the same ($250 Fine)
– Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages ($500 Fine)
– Spending the night with a person of the opposite sex ($500 Fine)
There are a lot more stupid rules like this at Liberty University, check them out. [Link]
I got 5 out of 10 right [Link]
At various subway stations in Korea, they often they are decorated at different times of the year with school art projects. Fire safety, future jobs, home life, technology, and so on. The theme of this one appears to be “Fuck Japan!” [Link]
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Tough Customer
EGM sent a spy, posing as a clueless girlfriend shopping for a videogame system for her boyfriend. She went to the 4 largest video game retailers and started asking them questions like which system is better and what are polygons. Some of the answers by the store clerks are a good laugh.[Link]
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Top Ten Jackson Jokes
According to Web Usage Associates (and Public Notary), the following ten Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10”?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. — you know in a few years they’ll probably change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson’s Baby
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
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Gay Wheels
Gaywheels.com will launch as the first automotive website targeted at gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender (GLBT) buyers. The site is said to provide a “gay-friendly” way to shop for cars. Anyone else think this is stupid? [Via]
– when you’re driving down the street and wonder where the Suggested Lines went
– when you tell your girlfriend that a Weight Reduction will improve her performance
– when you’re having sex with your girlfriend and you cheer cause you came first
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Grand Theft Auto Short Movie
Its a 129MB file but its worth it. If you have ever played Grand Theft Auto then you have to download it. Some guys went and acted out GTA in real life, its really cool and very funny. [Link]
Check out this very cool short movie called Grocery Star Wars about how Organic food will defeat the darkside. [Link]
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Operating System Sucks-Rules-O-Meter
No surprise here, Windows sucks like crazy is misunderstood.. [Link]
KUWAIT CITY—In light of the country’s recent decision to allow women to vote and hold public office, observers around the world have noted that Kuwait appears to have discovered the fairer sex. “The boys in Kuwait are really taking notice of how much the girls have changed over the country’s long political winter,” said Fouad Ajami, an expert in Arab affairs. “They’re no longer shyly avoiding women they’re not related to or clumsily shooting them for not wearing veils in public.” Ajami added that he was not entirely surprised by Kuwait’s discovery, given its long history of teasing women, calling them names, and stoning them to death for being unclean.
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Credit Card Signatures
Just the other day I was talking to a friend and telling him how everytime I sign the receipt when I pay with visa, I use a different signature. Not deliberately but my signature is still “under construction” so I am always trying something new just to see if I can make a cool one. So today I was checking BoingBoing and I found this link to a site where a guy scanned his receipts to show us how every-time he signed, his signature would be completely different, he would scribbles, use heiroglyphics, draw grids, etc. So I think the next time I sign I will do the same thing. No one ever checks your signature so atleast we can have some fun… [Link]