Category: Funny
A single guy’s guide on…
Fainting Goats
Oh my god this was the funniets thing I watched. There are goats called fainting goats, when these goats get excited there muscles stiffen and they tip over.. as if they are fainting. You really need to watch the video to see what I mean. [Link]
Lifehack Pool
Pictures taken by people of their various Lifehacks. My favorite is the guy who cut up his toilet paper in various sizes (S,M,L,XL) and then organized them! [Link]
Revenge CD and Ear Plugs
If I had noisy neighbours I would get this to piss them off. For only $18 you get a CD full of loud noises including the sound of a drill, orgasm and a new born baby. As an extra, ear plugs are provided! [Link]
I found this very funny site thats making fun out of Microsoft’s Internet Explorer. Check it out.. [Link]
The Sith Sense
A while back I posted a link to 20q.net. It was a website that could predict what you were thinking by asking you 20 questions. Well I just found a site that uses the same idea except its ALOT ALOT cooler. Darth Vader will show you his sith sense by asking you 20 questions himself!! Its amazing, I couldn’t stop laughing, his taunts are the coolest. Its flash based so it will take a bit of time to load at first but once it does there is no more loading. PLEASE make sure you have speakers on your computer and the volume is raised. If you don’t do this you won’t enjoy it as much! [Link]
Maybe its a bit too early in the morning to think about food but I couldn’t wait till lunch to share this link. There is this guy who wanted to break the record for the amount of calorie’s in a sandwich, the previous record was 8,500 caolories and he wanted to make a sandwich with a lot more. So, he built his own custom sandwich to compete and his total amount of calories was 29,500! Its like one bite and you are suddenly overweight. [Link]
Never?
Have you guys noticed the Swensens ads on the streets? If you will look carefully you will see a small quote that says “Ice cream will never melt”. Just thought that was a pretty stupid statement..
I was checking out Missundaztoood’s website and saw his her Only in Kuwait list. I found the list funny and it reminded me of an incident I witnessed recently. Me and Nat were walking in Salmiya around 2 weeks ago when we spotted this car with a lady in it outside a shoestore. She honked the horn and the salesman came out. She told him something and he went back into the shop and came out 2 mintues later with 2 pairs of shoes. She tried them on in the car and then gave them back to the guy and drove down a few meters to another shop and honked again.
The lady was drive by shoe shopping, I had never seen that before!
How do you spell this? What does this mean? What is this? Who is this? What does it to?
Just one answer.. https://fuckinggoogleit.com/
I am gonna tattoo this website on my forehead.
As promised, here are some boobs. [Link] (SFW)
10. Thats some Katyusha you got there, whats your name ?
9. Didn’t sub7i Tufaili introduce us at a cocktail party once?
8. I’m bored, wanna burn an isreali flag ?
7. I just opened my own 100 dollar bill counterfeiting press in the bekaa and I’m celebrating at a mosque downtown…wanna come ?
6. Is that bomb belt made by Max Mullah ?
5. you have sexy eyelashes… I love your burqa, is that real goat hair
4. What are you doing for ashoura? theres a big party at hassounas, wanna bang heads together?
3. If I give your dad three bags of manure and a camel, will you be mine?
2. You should see my getaway love shack in shebaa
1. How about you and I, tonight in a star filled sky, with the sounds of chirping cacidas and the wind carressing our toes in our she77attas, we could choose the finest stones and throw them at isreal, how about it… your slingshot or mine ?
By Naycola
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Bunny Suicides
The other day at Virgin, Nataly showed me this book called Bunny Suicides, I was about to get it but then changed my mind the last minute. Good thing I did, seems someone scanned the book page by page and posted it online. Really funny stuff here is the link.
Update: huh?! qualitynet is blocking the link above. Sucks..
World Funniest Joke
In an experiment conducted in Britain, people around the world were invited to judge jokes on an Internet site as well as contribute their own.
The LaughLab research, carried out by psychologist Dr. Richard Wiseman, from the University of Hertfordshire, attracted more than 40,000 jokes and almost two million ratings.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”
A runner-up:
A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man.”
The other man then replies: “Yeah, well, we were married 35 years.”